the lick of the beginning to know you don't know

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

my latent uncle abilities

I have GOT to stop spending $30

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich