.i ti rignis.

all the best badass male fantasy heroes aren't cool bc they have a magic sword and an cool backstory btw. aragorn and geralt of rivia would be nothing if they weren't also, fundamentally, horse girls

Ok, I Don't Even Go Here re: Homestuck, but this is a QUALITY crossover joke.

OP I WANT TO KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH.

Taz is such a fun show because how do I explain to people the amount of love in the phrase "starting salary is non-negotiable", or the joy in their voice when they say "your cat's fucking dead", or how one of the most serious and heartbreaking scenes in the series is initiated by a silly wizard lipsyncing to the Thong Song, or the fact that Death Itself having a Tentacle Hentai Fetish ends up changing the entire story because he falls in love with the guy who made him realize he was into Tentacle Hentai and their relationship helped save all worlds everywhere in every timeline ever, or how the DM crafted an entire intricate lore about the multiverse and how it works and what connects the different realities just so people could stop bitching at him for putting elevators in his medieval fantasy world

you may say the basis of every star trek show is collaboration. morality. diplomacy. primary colors. but you would be wrong. the true foundation of any star trek show is the token gay autistic weirdo man who carries the entire fucking show on his back

no way. did kerrang edit the article

UR FUCKING LYINGGGGG

I know what this sounds like, but I don’t think Tim Chalamet Willy Wonka is going to be a tumblr sexy man. I think we might somehow have too much dignity for that.

oh I get it

I don’t get it

average rock climber interior decor

you have an accident on the second floor and the EMTs show up, see they have to get the gurney up and down a rock wall, and opt instead to just shoot you like a lame horse.

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

America has a weird relationship with cults where they’re terrified of small cults (or organizations they think are cults) but completely normalized massive cults that hurt many more people (eg: LDS Church, Jehovah’s Witnesses, the Amish, Scientology, most Megachurches)

*ACDC’s Back In Black starts playing*

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.