Arianwyn Wuz Here

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

I think one of my lowest lows of the past few years was crawling on my stomach across broken glass under a cabin to drag out a rotting mule deer carcass while crying over a girl and listening to Radiohead on loop

ship I will give you my left kidney for the story behind this

The sad thing is I know like six people like this.

me talking to myself in the back room at work

not sure whether to comment “that is a nice boulder” or “GET OUTTA MY SWAMP” because honestly both apply in this situation

THE BOULDER IS CONFLICTED. 

a shitpost became a teachable moment

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

SHE FOUND HIM OMGG

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will