I'll be there for you when your wings break

there was this comment i saw in response to p!atd breakup and it was like “don’t care + fart” and i literally cannot stop thinking that in my head in reaction to everything now

i am extremely off putting want to be friends

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

No longer allowed to help my dad in the garden because i picked up the shovel and he saw “a gleeful and cruel darkness in my eyes”

I hear they’re reforming the Dawnguard

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s