Anushka

Okay this is so unbelievably cute 😍

I want this so bad 😭

Husband enrichment

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN

*slams reblog*

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

{This is quite helpful. Thank you Rebloggers.}

((ALSO: A fun trick -  Affect = Action  Effect = End Result ))

Leave him? 😆

Yep, dump him. That shirt is hilarious.

Your boyfriend is a cat of course he wouldn't understand a shirt

mountain dew malice 

in my mountain dew chalice

sipping like a king in my mountain dew palace

under the mountain dew sky aurora borealis

would it krill you to have a little shrimpathy?

Imagine getting dunked on so hard you get raided on suspicion of human trafficking.

hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

people have muscles behind their head that have the sole purpose to move the ears and it is complete evolutionary luck at this point if they work or not

I can’t wiggle my ears, but I CAN do that thing when you flex a muscle inside your ear and you can HEAR it flexing, like a rumbling sound. Looked it up, and apparently it’s the “tensor tympani”. muscle! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tensor_tympani_muscle#Voluntary_control I always kind of figured it was the muscle partially closing the ear canal, but apparently tensing your muscles makes a noise that’s 10-70 Hz!

Okay the fact we had this implies there was a PURPOSE to.having it.

Gaud were you going to tell anyone that that’s the wikipedia mascot

;)

This was a RIDE.

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

I'm sorry but the fucked up emoji is really hard to ignore

this guy is a better clown than any actual clown

average white man from detroit