Tonda Gossa!

they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

Its a testament to the heartiness and adaptability of humans, the fact we've managed to settle in some very inhospitable environments like the Sahara desert, the Tibetan plateau, the Himalayas or the central united states.

midwesterners have developed a genetic adaptation to their habitat that allows their body to extract oxygen from car exhaust, dairy product, and beer more effectively than other peoples

It's Always Funny in Sillydelphia

i would have loved to been an idealized hypothetical for you. if only i had been aborted...

They r saying that theres a new kind of nicotine alternative thats actually good for pregnancies hecause it elongates the childs head, gives them leathery skin and bestows upon the child a grim, insect-like countenance. Ya its the one theyre selling on The Adam Friedland show. Dude i know this one girl her baby already knows how to talk but only communicates in a series of clicks and trilling noises

How does this have 12,000 notes?!

gun

gunass

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

sweet kindness tabby with big paws for hugging

The Library Is a Magical Place and You Should Fucking Go There

Every library I've ever been to also has free wifi that won't track you like the corporate wifi spots at restaurants do

My local library has an online movie and audiobook catalogue that you can access from home with your membership! And it’s free!!!