just floating along

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

I know vhat I saw.

You'll never prove I was in Dallas, Texas on November 22nd, 1963. Never!

what happened in Dallas Texas on November 22nd 1963?

Nothing, Johnny. Don't even worry about it.

enamored lately with an asmr channel i stumbled upon on youtube that’s literally just a sweet korean lady pretending to give her enormous ragdoll cat (who she pretends is a famous and wealthy cat actress) extravagant spa treatments that are wildly, wildly overpriced (because the cat is rich)

This is the true reason ragdolls were bred. This is their purpose. This cat is fulfilling her ancestral destiny.

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

I’m wearing the tightest shirt I own and staring at my boobs for no particular reason

Walked into Home Depot with this shirt just so everybody can stare at them too

Heron! My clone medic with a god complex and a penchant for serial killing!

HE PUT IT INTO WORDS💞💞💞💞💞