Urgle Burgle

Refreshing beverage and whatever that green thing is now selling for only $2.49!

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

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sick to my fucking stomach for all the times i begged to be loved and seen by anyone lmao

Well I think it was brave

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

stop locking in. lock out. and tag out. #OSHA

Literally stop having anxiety it’s not real.

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

girl with a uniform fetish who gets really horny for women who are wearing lanyards but are otherwise dressed normally

i need to make it clear to everyone misreading this that the girl is attracted to the lanyard and only the lanyard - that singular item takes an otherwise normal t shirt and jeans outfit and transforms it into a work uniform