Fuck It

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit

an old drunk man told me to enjoy my life and have fun because I’m only 24 and I have so many years and so much life ahead of me and then he went “and you know what? in ten years when you’re 34 you’ll still be young and have your whole life ahead of you” and it was really comforting to me

my favorite part of this is the dichotomy of queerness as understood by certain cultures in the comments at the end; i.e., “it’s all women so it’s definitely pure and not gross and sexual!” right next to “FUCK IM SO GAY FOR THIS”

I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run

The light! Comes! From! The same! Place! As! The music!

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

This is really dumb... but I think he did that particular salute (from the SS, I think?) because Star Trek's Mirror Universe fascists do a salute based on it, and a Mirror Universe character cited him as one of the great visionaries of history in season one of Star Trek: Discovery. We live in the dumbest timeline.

now more than ever, it is imperative that you spend time with people you love and doing things that you love. be prepared but please please please don't dwell on things that have yet to happen. you have to have hope for a better future in order to build one. it's gonna be okay. we're gonna make it. i love you.

"they should teach media literacy in schools" english class "they should teach students how to spot misinformation" it's english class "they should teach kids critical thinking" it's called english class

hey how come elon musk can remotely unlock any tesla vehicle

He ly how come elon musk has access to security footage of you charging your car

"You cannot misgender me in a way that matters."