AliceHealer

I like the idea that the bf is on the left and the gf on the right

Definitely bf is on the left

#a headcanon I never knew I needed until this very moment

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

like i know there are a lot of fics out there where other vulcans are all “oh man, jim kirk’s so freakin HOT how’d spock get in his pants” but IF ANYTHING it’s actually the reverse. spock shows up on vulcan one day with Jim on his arm and all the other vulcans are OUTRAGED. They’ve spent years mooning (logically) over spock’s flaxen bowl cut. his dark eyes. his slightly lax emotional control that gives him just a hint of the “bad boy” vibe that we all know vulcans secretly go wild for. Sarek receives like a thousand bonding proposals a year from VSA graduates who all have google alerts set to notify them when spock gets a new xeniobiology article published. and then they find out. that the object of their (totally logical) affections. had the equivalent of a las vegas wedding with the human captain of his starfleet ship while in the middle of a five year mission. vulcans may be too logical to riot but on that day, a good many vulcans had to meditate for an extra hour or two just to contain their rage

This is the sci fi equivalent to that post about Gimli son of Gloin, the Stud of Erebor

#spock voice ach nae i love him (via @spritespi)

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

you’ve heard of vitamin B, now get ready for bee vitamins

they got married btw

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

Think tanks explicitly founded to "abolish transgenderism" will publish a report that's like "there's no evidence that trans healthcare works if you ignore all the evidence" and be taken seriously, meanwhile actual researchers go "there's seriously NO evidence that gatekeeping helps" and get ignored

im working the "girls bringing their boyfriends" checkpoint at the pride parade, sending most of the boyfriends to an overpriced bar with optimised number of leaning-with-a-beer points like youd send kids at a wedding to their table and letting the girlfriends in with a special ticket to an adjoining room with glass that lets them look at the boyfriends distinctly not talking to one another the rest of the boyfriends i press a little button under my desk and some tgirls in dark trenchcoats come and bundle them away, waving the girlfriend into the lesbian section, and with various mechanical grinding and whirring noises the new girls pop out of the room with an estrogen vial, a new outfit and a black lipstick stain on their cheek im clearly bored out of my mind sat at this desk, but im vital because ive got a 100% accuracy rate and i get paid in vodka to keep my interest in the world alive

i also get paid in all the first panty shot polaroids they take before they shove the new girls out but dont tell anyone cuz if the chasers union finds out ill never hear the end of it, and i already dont hear the end of them cuz i refuse to tell them how big it is, i tell them its a data protection thing and they never listen

the chasers union keeps asking for a float at pride but we have to keep rejecting it cuz they refuse to not have a banner that says "haha youre so cute have you had bottom surgery" and thatd fuck up our obligations to the forcefem union, who i am not taking bribes from stop asking

mr evrart is helping me find my dick

"Now is not the time for dad jokes"

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw