Man endangers his dinner with 4:30 PM cookie

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

(closing the menu and handing it back to the waiter) whatever's most sumptuous

weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

do you guys think dan and phil ever forget which one they are

stop signs were invented by octagons in order to have something to do

you'd think "altoid" was an internet insult for people who like alternative music but it's a mint

I didn't read your email but I gave it a sniff