i dont know who any of u are

maybe if i keep ignoring this feeling of impending doom it'll go away

“you wore that yesterday!” have you not heard of a washing machine?? (i didnt wash it)

there’s at least one mean bone in my body

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

subpoena

tumblr

alcohol

war thunder forums

[trying and failing to remember the phrase ‘crabs in a bucket’] yeah it’s like crackers in a barrel

tumblr is so funny. ill see someone i havent seen on the dash in a while and be like "oh hey theyre back :)" and i go to their blog and theyve been posting the whole time and our tumblr hours just havent overlapped in a while

snacks will make me powerful. sweets will make me wise

When someone tells me I look tired I don't get offended I'm like thank you for noticing my anguish

online i'm a loser but irl i'm a loser and stupid