thanks

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

“America IS walkable, you’re all just lazy” my childhood home was an hour from the nearest hospital (by car)

not all Americans are lazy suburbanites, some of us genuinely have to drive miles and miles and hours and hours to buy clothes, grocery shop, see doctors or do anything, really.

notice how in movies they show you New York and costal SoCal and not like, middle of nowhere North Dakota.

It's fine to disagree with the IAU about the definition of "planet"; however, if your definition includes Pluto but not Ceres, Orcus, Haumea, Quaoar, Makemake, Gonggong, Eris or Sedna, you don't actually care what a planet is – you just want the exact list of nine planets you learned in primary school back. Your cute little Pluto-including orbital distance mnemonic ought to be at least seventeen words long, and good fucking luck with the Q!

My Very Exciting Magic Carpet Just Sailed Under Nine Orphic Palaces, Slandering Hungry Quaker Matrons Going Erotically Southward.

I appreciate that you included Salacia but not Charon – really threading the needle pedantry-wise there.

morrowind is so so soooo peak like people say stuff is peak fiction as a joke but morrowind actually is peak fiction but it's such a hard sell like yeah it was released in the early 2000s yeah you have to read the dialogue yourself yeah the dice rolls can be a little jank but it will literally settle itself in your soul it's soooooooooo peak

getting dick from the olive garden waitress and she's putting it in little by little like "say when"

gmail = garry's mail

garry's spot

I ❤️ GIVING CHARACTERS BODY FAT!!!!!!

It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.