It bit off his head... like a... gingerbread man.

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[ID: tweet reading “that’s a great idea for a story. But have you considered they should all be girls?” /end ID]

drawings are secretly the enemy because they start off very nice and unassuming but then when they're about 80% done they start emanating a malevolent aura that makes finishing them the scariest activity you can imagine

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore