mind if i uhhh fixate

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

fool me once shame on me? brother i was ashamed before you even fooled me

wait it was supposed to be you? oooh man im so sorry. im feeling sooo... well guess what

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

I'm going to *remembers how many times in my life I didn't tell anyone I was suicidal* you know, I'm not going to, but I honestly think even joking about it is better than never talking about it, and I think people who have dealt with such a difficult thing deserve to be able to joke about our own experiences without getting lectured about some knock-off CBT that's been ground up and shat out of the online pop psychology void, and also you know this format in itself is a suicide joke right it's just euphemistic

people who are like "but with universal healthcare you'll have to pay taxes!!! Up to 8%!!!" Are so funny. Like as opposed to the 16% of my gross paycheck that goes to private insurance, that won't cover shit unless i call my insurance company, then my doctor, then my pharmacy, then my doctor again because theyre pretty sure insurance got approved then my insurance company because they didn't get the letter, then my doctor again, then the pharmacy again, and then the copay i still am on the hook for.

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

is this happening because i was born