mind if i uhhh fixate

i think i would really like it if someone took care of me which of course means im a sick rotten person & i should be killed

There was really no winning that one

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

oftentimes the appeal of a character is that they are a loser who sucks and their soul and their essence is that of a greasy stoner and then you check the fanart and theyre being drawn like pop stars and its just not right. it just aint right

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now