pieces in a whole

they don't really warn you about this, but at a very advanced level of feminism/sex positivity, you fully lose the ability to clock a whole category of insults

i hear "you dress like a slut" and i (has forgotten women are discouraged from engaging in or enjoying sex; does not even consider myself a woman right now, though shaped like one to the casual observer; so accustomed to reclaiming this particular pejorative and identifying with it in a positive way that it no longer even registers as one) just blink and reply, "yes?" as though i've been told I have green eyes

Can you imagine if Doctor Who came up with the greatest regeneration story ever only to immediately follow it up with the worst post-regeneration story ever written? No I'm not talking about The Caves of Androzani-> The Twin Dilemma I'm actually talking about The Doctor Falls-> The Woman Who Fell To Earth.

I can’t believe I have to say this but this not a pro cheating on your partner post you absolute troglodytes

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and he’s caught on a mic later that week saying I didn’t realize it wasn’t the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.

headcanon that like his son, david hollander too can also stare at his partner with big doe eyes and get what he wants. it’s rare for ilya to see it but the first time he does he points aggressively and goes “YOU!!! is your fault i never win an argument!!!!” david just blinks while yuna nods solemnly and tells ilya that unfortunately shane learned from the best

ilya and svetlana having their weekly gossip night either in person or over the phone and shane is like what are you talking about and ilya says i complain about you ,she is only person who will listen to me complain about you and one day shane asks svetlana does he complain about me a lot?☹️ and svetlana is like ? who told you that he literally just talks about how much he loves you all the time it’s quite exhausting honestly