pieces in a whole

The slow death of interesting things for the sake of unceasing cancerous growth and ephemeral content.

all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

recurring dead wife flashback where it becomes increasingly apparent that the person remembering her has dishonestly claimed a romantic dynamic to their relationship that never actually existed and erased any conflict that ever existed between them now that she's no longer able to say no to them

dead wife flashback where each time we see her she looks more confused and upset by how she's remembered, then desperate and furious, until she's hammering on the glass screaming to be let out

Gleefully imagining rassilon dying in a glue trap

avengers doomsday trailer is so fucking embarrassing bro it's like watching an aging celebrity try to relive their greatest hits

it's so rote now... ooooh here's 72 actors you recognize making shocked faces at a greenscreen. ominous narration to let you know that this is definitely the scariest thing we've ever had to fight. we wheeled Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan out of the retirement home to fag it up again. are you entertained. are you reaching for your wallets yet.

I've never seen anything more soulless in my life tbh. I've never wanted to see a movie crash and burn more. let it be dead so marvel studios can get on with being a spirit halloween already.

people tagging this with Russo brother hate as if any other director(s) wouldn't have gotten the same brief for the exact same big budget cgi disaster movie crossover schlock are so funny. there's no world where this was a boundary-pushing art film babes I'm sorry. you're ordering milkshakes at the hardware store

can we all just collectively agree to not watch it. not even hate watch. i am sick and tired of Micky Mouse Diarrhea Shitting all over what remains of storytelling in this world

A grill worth fighting for

[ID: art of Leela lounging in a chair./end ID]

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

unit is so funny to me. oh youre a secret organisation? ok cool. is that why you have a PUBLIC phone number available to THE PUBLIC that anypony can use, and then when they call you up the first thing you say is 'hello, UNIT public communication department speaking', letting them know that this secret organisation exists? is that why your mandatory uniforms have 'unit' on the shoulder with unit badges on the lapels and berets, and unit members still have to wear these while outside in public? is that why unit jeeps have a big unit logo on them? is that why the most recent nuwho unit has a massive building in london that looks like a ps5? is that why there is usually a big sign that says 'UNIT HQ' with the biggest text size (occasionally with the brig's name) right outside HQ? just so we are clear, thats all because unit is a secret organisation, right?