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absolutely IMPECCABLE comedic timing here

alright which of you Maniacs saw this post and bought an ad space for this man to live in

me and the bois GETTIN EVOLVED

when the vitamin gummies kick in

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong

This is the funniest fucking addition

They're the ones in charge of enforcing the mask rule :)

Sometimes I remember that Supernatural writers are so bad at their jobs that they accidentally made it canonically impossible for Dean to be John’s son

Okay okay this is for the (2) people who asked for this and those two people specifically. So in season 2, we see a John’s dog tags. These dog tags demonstrate that his blood type is AB. And in season 10, during the ritual to turn demon Dean human again, we learn that Dean’s blood type is O+. Idk what you remember from 9th grade biology, but it’s impossible for someone with AB blood to have a kid with O+ blood, meaning it is biologically impossible for Dean to be John’s son.

Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

you will be turned to icing if you don’t start acting correctally.

You don’t deserve this big Tbblobnoern.