we need to come up with a better term for bootlicking because i personally think licking someone's boots is a beautifully erotic & romantic gesture

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

the other job is beeping at you

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

girl they didnt die they deserted. you're getting like 3 skeletons and a whole lot of roaming bands of bandits!

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

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