Just Fuck Me Up

I’m atlasgynt.tumblr.com now

When your girlfriend is a roguelizard and you are very climbable Some Killian/Carey fluff for the soul 🖤

an existential crisis

AU where grave sand isn’t dropped after a single episode and comes back for the final battle. It makes them bigger, stronger, and generally more like the trolls they would have been if the hadn’t been corrupted. For this AU Strickler only gets his wings in this form(which is kind of a better limitation than just ‘he didn’t feel like using them until like the third to last episode?)

Great Understatements in History

Show me countries better than the USA.

what exactly makes america the “best country” here? america doesn’t excel in anything.

Americans just buy into the propaganda they are the greatest country when there is absolutely zero evidence to say so.

I’m atlasgynt.tumblr.com now

I’m atlasgynt.tumblr.com now

Can you see over this normally without jumping? Actually, yeah.

Called my pawpaw a lazy sack of shit for not bearing fruit this year.

First time in my life I’ve ever been flipped off by a tree.

Yara Shahidi for Harper’s Bazaar Arabia

©sydburon - August ‘15

Inspired by this [x]

The Nashville Graphic, North Carolina, May 21, 1925

Where are you going, my pretty maid? I’m going a milking, sir, she said. May I go with you, my pretty maid? You’re kindly welcome, sir, she said. What is your fortune, my pretty maid? My face is my fortune, sir, she said. Then I won’t marry you, my pretty maid. Nobody asked you, sir, she said.