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saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

#Caturday #And then they wipe them off on your shirt

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every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

louisegluckpdf

rb if you too sit down in ur room and watch horror movies alone

#Partner doesn't like horror

harpertheidiot

I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version

Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you

Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you

Are you surviving?

100% no, my corpse is desecrated

100% no, but I am given a proper burial

Yes, but with major injuries

Yes, but with minor injuries

100% yes, not a scratch on me

Other (explain in tags)

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

mandsleanan

Ganymede and Orpheus.

Just gonna sit in my Fujo Chair and watch the twink slap-fight.

#And then they kiss #Polls

schwarzfeesecond

Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer Movie (1985)

#Rainbow Brite #This was right before Friesians were everywhere #And grey arabians were still the go-to when you wanted a Cool Horse

pmamtraveller

The Sun, the Moon, and the Stars, by Greg Mort (1999)

#Art #Greg Mort

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rainintheevening

What is prev to you?

the smell of woodsmoke in the dark

sunlight glittering on drifts of snow

opening chords to a classic song after an ad break on the radio

daisies in a mason jar

the curve in the road you always take a bit too fast

blank notebook with a leather cover

a stone church with carvings and spires and stained-glass

a cool pillow and a warm blanket at midnight

playlist that makes sense to no one else

yellow leaf floating down a clear cold river

silver fog over green hills and warm hands in raincoat pockets

a strain of violin music floating through a crowded subway

Voting ended onJul 18

#Polls

reallyreallyreallytrying

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

mandsleanan

Here are a few favorites to get you started:

Mango lassi

Cherry cobbler

Peach & arugula salad

#Foodblr #Stone fruit #Hobbitcore #Summer

It's our anniversary.

My marriage is old enough to vote.

#Mawwiage

youchalice

Cats

#Caturday #Cats in media

thememedaddy

#Foodblr #Also leaving the half shell on clams #Why do I have to put down my fork and use my fingers?!#Now there's fucking sauce all over them #This bullshit

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buckybarnesfic

Tumblr should take away the anon ask feature so if you're going to be a fuck all little bitch to people you have to do it as a registered user.

If you want to be a hater, grow a pair and do it on main.

This is just my response to seeing numerous people get anon hate.

no-relief-next-to-me

I do my part! If I fucking hate you. I tell it to you with my url hanging out.

#Literally no reason to enable Anon

riotred

beardedmrbean

cryoverkiltmilk

I BITE!

tippy taps interlude

I BITE AGAIN!

#Birdblr #Lovebirds #Birds #Birb

sackboys-moved

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

#Fandoms

antiqueanimals

Овцы-лошадки by Ivan Novikov, 1926.

source

#Livestock art #Horses

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It is not an exaggeration that I have wanted a simple black cat for almost twenty years. I keep saying, 'Next time we adopt from the shelter,' as if almost every cat we've had hasn't been a surprise from the universe.

But has the Cat Distribution System provided me with a House Panther?

No.

What do I get?

A butler

Fluffbucket

A tabby

Another tabby

Marmalade Hellbeast

Skin goblin

Doesn't count if it's fluffy

Tortitude

A dairy cow

Nebuchadnezzar

Henson Factory escapee

Another fluffbucket

Doesn't count if it's naked

Burnt loaf of bread

Potato

Legy

Orange

Maybe one of these days.

#Caturday #Catblr #House panthers #Black cats

thethirdromana

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

#Who the fuck uses only one clove of garlic....#Foodblr

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