Thoughts and Things

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

The Addams

I may in fact be stupid

It’s okay. Understanding the enemy (the concept of a nuclear family) is the first step to defeating it.

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

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Woah woah this has 1000 notes. I'm super flattered and I will bench press each and every one of you.

I can't believe you're this many notes in and nobody knows you handstitched the flag.

They need to make ice cream that's not cold

there is no nursing shortage btw. just a shortage of nurses willing to work under the terrible, unsafe conditions created by capitalists 👍

3. also unions

anti-immigrant riots in Northern Ireland NOT aimed at the British. brother, you have bigger problems. hurts my heart to know there was some guy in Belfast looking in the mirror in the morning thinking “What should I set fire to cars and throw bricks at the police about? 800 years of British tyranny or a single Sudanese man who seems to be having a psychotic break stabbing a guy?” white supremacy is always embarrassing but it is extra embarrassing if you are a white person occupied by another European nation. white supremacist but not the supreme kind of white in your own country

voter suppression against black people is reaching Jim Crow era levels in the US so please get registered to vote now, learn who's going to be on your ballot in advance, try to talk some sense into your conservative relatives or coworkers (diplomatically), and, when November rolls around, vote to make Republicans lose as many seats as possible. there are many other things to do, of course, but the midterms will have a massive impact on the future of civil rights.

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

The whole "Elvis sighting" thing is hilarious because, like, the first documented career Elvis impersonators began working over twenty years before the guy even died. I wonder why a public figure who has a whole industry of people who look and sound like him would generate an unusual number of posthumous sightings? It Is A Mystery.