Sheffield's sickest grime station

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

the fact that languages change over time is so funny to me. we have thousands of language that work perfectly well, but no that's not good enough, we need to keep fiddling with them. no not making them better, just making them different. why? well, humans enjoy making up words and phrases. for fun. enrichment activity

Being a scientist is probably easy as fuck if you're a portly german man

You just put on the little round glasses and a white lab coat and everybody in the room listens to what you say. they're like surely this guy will know a thing or two about particles

just for posterity my favourite joke from my first listen through of wooden overcoats was "think of the worst 5 word sentence possible" "mum–" "and–" "dad–" "are–" "back. oh dear"

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

I got six words for you: I got four words for you: I got 2 words: Fuck you

@i-count-words-in-posts

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sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

Any good story needs an ending. Any good story needs an ending!! Any good story needs and ending!!! To make a point you need a period, not a comma!!!!!

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck