No Bobs Allowed

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song

Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game

like come ON

The Estate's Secret The Earth's Champion

Please go learn how time works.

and that is berry good

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

im never leaving this hellsite