No Bobs Allowed

I love having a beautiful interaction with a stranger and being like yeah I may be forever changed bc of this one simple and sweet moment

That looks like an "I'm going to run through all my tricks until you reward me for something" to me.

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

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I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower