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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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i don't do bad sauce passes
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Not today Justin

shark vs the universe
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me: oh my sauce is missing sometjing. help
garlic:

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holla if ur in the western hemisphere and it’s still 2013
my advice to kids on the internet is don't get too attached to your username and absolutely do not blend your offline life with your online presence. you do not want your future self to have any connection to the stuff you are saying and doing right now
you don't have the privilege of every embarrassing thing you said being lost to a defunct bbcode forum like my generation did. please, please leave yourself the opportunity for a clean slate. you'll thank yourself later.
imagine you're frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing "falalalala~", occasionally picking a flower. etc, etc. but a guy in the same field is watching you, about 20 paces away. he lowers his opera glasses (which he was using to watch you) and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you're pissing him off. that's what it's like to be on the internet.
"how dare you hide this in the tags" -> "you sir have won the internets"
"none of these words are in the bible" -> "thats enough internet for today"
"op check your carbon monoxide detector" -> "were you on drugs when you made this"
and so on and so forth

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guy who turns into a glass of milk when he gets angry and girl who turns into a plate of cookies when she's upset having a bitter argument with each other next to the chimney on christmas eve at 11:59 pm
wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
tumblr the second the clock hits midnight on december 24th
in honor of my mom inexplicably calling peppermint patty “the first nonbinary character”
op ur mom is a genius

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what do red pandas even do
I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas
does this answer your question
santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney
just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset
waving is so cute. literally hi
will poor thang flourish or perish?

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i thought you were 22? it says 23 in ur bio
you're never gonna believe what happened to me
they went to the beach
the beach that makes you old yeah