kill me thru the phone 💀

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

this is why you shouldn't swear

THE HUNGRY JOKER: it's simple. we Grill the batman

when the chips are down... mmm... chips...

#dirtworld

that's a cat ✅️

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

I understand the urge to comment on recent trends in which people seem to want increasingly sanitized media compared to the recent past, but when you say things like "people used to just shrug and move on when there were books and movies that made them uncomfortable" it's like...well. actually people used to convict artists of obscenity in a court of law.

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

The orb delights him