welcome to my twisted nips

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

thats right

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

There is a reality not so far from our own in which Ratitouille (2007) was filmed as an avant-garde conceptual horror akin to Eraserhead (1977)

There is a reality not so far from our own in which that's how they spell it

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

"This shit is so ass." I love that saying. This egg is so chicken.

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

i want to feel sorry for the poor thing but the absolute silence from the crowd is breaking me

should have moonwalked its body off stage 2/10

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice