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count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

dude quick turn on wikipedia. any article

i want to do things because i like to do them

i want to have fun

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

substance “abuse”? that can’t be right…… every substance I use was cherished

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

*adds something to my cart* I'm about to make an amazing digital purchase

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck