Beyond The Stars

"doctor who's gone to shit they had the doctor turn into a woman and a black gay man!" who remembers the episode where the master turned into a catboy who then turned into a snake made of goo

[ID: a picture of an article that says, “Hopefully gay liberation will continue to raise confusing issues until the world at large becomes so confused and befuddled about sex and gender and all that people can finally stop worrying if "it's a boy or a girl" and get around to being free to be and to love people.” /end ID]

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

Wer auf deutsch Malte heißt, heißt auf Englisch Drew.

Es ist die Spaßgetränk-Ähnlichkeit der Namen. Club Ma(l)te und Mountain D(r)ew

was zur Hölle. also, ja, aber. was zur Hölle.

Wait I have a new, worse idea for reviving Doctor Who: We make it seem like it's a back-to-square-one reboot where it's just the First Doctor. Then at the end of the season, we reveal he's actually another Meta-crisis Doctor spawned from the tooth he lost in The Gunfighters. We can alienate newer viewers who don't know what's going on and piss off long-time fans at the same time! Nothing to it!

if i wrote doctor who i would piss everyone off on purpose. i would also make the story i want to tell, but i'd try to fit in at least one offhand joke per episode that will piss off a certain subsection of fans. in episode one the doctor will turn to the camera and say "i am a transgender man" and in episode two the master will call the doctor a reverse racist. in episode three the timeless child will be revealed to be the rani,

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen