i am just standing here

not to be dramatic but i need a nap, a hug, 20k in cash, and to disappear for 3 months

I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...

controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination

Congratulations to Jax TADC for being the first Tumblr Sexyman to transition to a Tumblr Sexywoman

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

accessing my genetic memories of 2014 me to construct a phone stand entirely out of cardboard and duct tape

god this sucks. this would be the brutalism of phone stands if brutalism meant gray and ugly unfortunately that’s not what it means at all so my phone stands just looks bad. how and why were people making prom dresses like this

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw

the fuck is that thing???