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actuallyapathy

the-lumpfish-queen

I love environmental storytelling

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

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grand-theft-carbohydrates

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

grand-theft-carbohydrates

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

dkpsyhog

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

eighthdoctorscocaine

just saw a painting of saint sebastian and genuinely went ‘is that paul mcgann as the eighth doctor’. now you may cry brainrot! brainrot! but you haven’t seen the painting yet. hold your pitchforks for a second just wait for this

eighthdoctorscocaine

Saint Sebastian, oil on canvas by Andrea Mantegna (1431-1506, Italia)

#he’s regretting demanding to be put on trial nakey #or whatever our favourite comic panel says

normalwomansstuff-deactivated20

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

alicerohrwacher

THE LOVE WITCH (2016) dir. Anna Biller

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diaryofadarlingg

#manifesting this for me

I almost forgot about the “outreach project” from last week where I turn up to my old school in the chariot dressed as kyniska and behead the headmaster as I ride through morning assembly. There will be no warning or explanation but it WILL get the kids talking about classics!

#context: he was creepy to my sister #he’s overdue a beheading

reputayswift

“I’m coming over, you better not be Vintage American Girl Westie Coconut With Chariot And Tiara when I get there.”

my unruly ass:

The rest of today’s to-do list:

-put clean clothes away

-sort out my swimming stuff for tomorrow

-figure out what I’m doing between swimming and haircut (4 hours)

-work out what to wear tomorrow

-email someone because I’ve double booked myself (again)

-make a list of other people to email tomorrow

-order something to eat

-plan when to go to the supermarket because all I’ve got is two yoghurts (questionable) and a jar of beetroot.

-take out the green bin after 6pm

#all this could be avoided by not leaving the house?#but I guess we’re not doing that #IM BEING SO BRAVE

boppinbobby

julian get out of there that's not your show

#but I wouldn’t be mad if it was….

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Also also that nice guy in the blue shirt who I absolutely didn’t talk to because I have no fucking chance.

Last night I was reblogging “poop fart nuts”. Today I’m writing about ancient temples.

Literally fucking nobody is putting up with either type of nonsense from me.

In other news, new medication might be working?

So last night I was having an imaginary conversation where I was chatting up my imaginary crush and told him about my fantastic new project which is both cool and exciting and I accidentally bigged myself up - to someone I have never met and who was not here - so successfully that I’ve started writing the fucking paper I was bullshitting about because that’s actually not a bad idea and I was really onto something with the iconography.

#also thinking over a conversation where I was trying to impress a very important emeritus #but whatever works I guess?

boppinbobby

this post has already been made but i don't feel like looking for it

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sapphic-machine

This is like lingerie for electronics

littlestpersimmon

Free Ornamentation VI. This work is dedicated to the public domain 🐇

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