THE MOURNER, THE PSYCHOPOMP

I love Solarpunk so fucking much. It’s the most late 2010s ass genre humanly possible. A genre consisting entirely of Pinterest concept art boards and a yogurt commercial. Aggressively political with no actual political stance or statement other than “climate change is bad.” genuinely incredible levels of sucking

the problem with being a person is that it's all the time

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

ok thanks [gives him estrogen][treats her like a human][helps her learn her worth][she knows now she can be whatever she wants][suddenly she wants to be world champion][enters her in a tournament][she wins in the first round but is immediately disqualified for male advantage (its coed)]

concepts are real and they can feel pain

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

just got a notification that one of my steam friends opened "the gnorp apologue" and i am in a fragile state right now and cannot attempt to comprehend this or my entire world will start to dissolve

MAKE HER FATTER YAYYYYY

in the future it will be said "we are daughters of the zoomers you couldn't buttmog"