tachyon doing strange and scary things to your penis

putting it in a maid outfit and such

French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

J

One of the coolest concepts I never ever would've thought of, and now can't stop thinking about 🐉🦠

trial by combat is such a funny concept. if youre not guilty then beat my ass

If you’re truly righteous God would have blessed you with some hands

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

If I were a murderer, and I'd meticulously planned a murder, and then I turned up at the place to do the murder and found that world-famous-murder-solver Hercule Poirot was also there, I would simply not do the murder.