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(source) its so funny how actual Greek and Homeric scholars are talking about this movie vs the fact that people on tumblr are acting like Nolan personally dug up Homer's actual bones and pissed on them
I actually really dislike this framing of the whole thing.
This kind of assessment creates a false dichotomy of the Smart Reaction of Scholars and the Stupid Reaction of Hoi Polloi, when there are plenty of classical scholars (hi) who also very much dislike what Nolan has done with this text. My thoughts on the film are more aligned with the people bewailing the Nobody episode. Now not all those people have the toolbox I have for criticizing the film, and certainly some of them are being a bit myopic and histrionic about XYZ pet peeve, but that doesnât mean that theyâre seeing problems that arenât there. Iâm one of Martinâs fellow classicists, and I seriously disliked what this film was doing as an adaptation. Iâve had conversations with several of my colleagues whoâve seen the film and had similar thoughts to me. So putting it this way is at best an oversimplification, at worst insufferably smug and elitist.
And frankly, I think in this the year of our lord 2026, we can raise the bar higher than âAll publicity about Homer is good publicity.â For one, I think we should also ask whether engagement with Homer, or with any aspect of antiquity, is well thought out and well crafted, or at least has some interest in the original beyond the surfaceâwhich as I note in my review linked above, I donât think this is. And trust me, I know that Classics is kinda desperate for engagement right now and some professors are probably trying not to piss in anyoneâs cornflakes lest we lose potential students. But when guys like Christopher Nolan (not one of Martinâs fellow classicists, but one of his fellow old white men with cultural capital) just use antiquity to bemoan the broad decline of civilization, I think we should question that. The filmâs political resonances are weird and, to my mind at least, parrot a lot of conservative rhetoric. Nolanâs changes to the text are key to that; they are not neutral and have narrative and political implications. Regardless of whether or not he meant it to come off that way, I think itâs worth talking about, especially given the ways that classical antiquity, as supposed paragon of ~Western Civilization~, is utilized on the political right.
Odyssey Review (tl;dr just do the Aeneid next time like you obviously wanted)
So i saw Nolan's Odyssey yesterday and had A Lot of thoughts, so I thought I'd share my Letterboxd review here. I promise I do minimal handwringing about ~historical accuracy~ and only really touch on it where it concerns the story. Full text pasted below the cut!
This is by far the longest review I have ever written for Letterboxd, and for this I apologize, but as a classicist I wanted to be thorough
This is by far the longest review I have ever written for Letterboxd, and for this I apologize, but as a classicist I wanted to be thorough and thoughtful with this one. Iâve dedicated my entire adult life to the study of Greek and Roman antiquity and how that antiquity is represented in the modern world. As an instructor who works with undergrads, I think itâs extremely important to be intimately aware of those artifacts of reception that will serve as major points of access for people into the world of Classics, and Nolanâs Odyssey will no doubt be one of those for years to come; just as we have been answering boneheaded questions about 300 and dealing with that movieâs fallout for the last 20 years, so too will the film bros of the next 20 years make us talk about the good and bad of Nolanâs Odyssey (I promise I do have some good and complimentary things to say in all this).
To get the great bugaboo out of the way, I have little to say about the filmâs general lack of interest in historical accuracy (insofar as the term even applies) that has not already been said. This is in part because Iâm a philologist and my expertise is mostly literary rather than material; I leave detailed analysis of the baffling costume design and strangely distressed props to my colleagues in archaeology and art history, though I will have a few things to say here and there as they pertain to other elements of the film. Also, accuracy isnât everything when it comes to adaptation and some of the creative liberties that were taken clearly had a deliberate skopos in the context of the film (even if I disagree with the skopos in question). One defense that Iâve seen of these inaccuraciesânamely that this is a fantasy story and so accuracy doesnât matterâmisses that this is not in fact a fantasy. Itâs an epic. Epic and fantasy are two distinct genres stemming from distinct cultural contexts and traditions. They are each bound by their own generic conventions and constraints; the role that epic, especially Homeric epic, plays in ancient Greek society is simply not the role that fantasy plays in ours, and conflating them is at best deeply ignorant. I think itâs important to address Nolanâs failure to present a true picture of his subject culture, or even a cohesive and consistent impressionism of his subject culture, especially since he is a white Englishman using that culture to make broad, sweeping statements about the grandeur of Western Civilization (a phrase and mode of thought that I fucking detest).
The point of cultural inaccuracy that I actually want to spend time on is what Nolan calls âZeusâs Law.â Zeusâs Law (which is not a meaningful phraseâsee also the filmâs bizarrely Christian use of âforgivenessâ and âfaith,â which are simply not concepts compatible with the religion of the text) is standing in for xenia, a custom and practice of hospitality and reciprocity between a guest and their host. I get the sense that Nolan has decided that modern audiences, being stupid, could not possibly handle Hearing a Foreign Word and so repackaged the idea for us in a punchy, ominous phrase all while not really understanding what xenia means or entails; near as I can figure, heâs content to leave it at âBe excellent to each otherâŚand party on, dudes.â The reciprocity of hospitality is an important theme in the poem, but Nolan seems a little unsure as to how or why it applies to the epicâs various episodes, misconstruing it as some spooky, pagan version of the Golden Rule.Â
Indeedâand this is my main problem with the whole filmâChristopher Nolan seems entirely uninterested in the text that heâs adapting. Which is very interesting, considering that heâs done the Odyssey a few times now! Heâs made large parts of his career all about the Odyssey, and now that heâs doing an actual Odyssey, he doesnât seem to care. Rather than investigate the core themes of the poem, he has abandoned most of them and substituted his own, but even these are not very well explored.
Heâs ultimately made the text about Western Civilization. The poem is partly about the closing of the heroic age, and so in this sense it kinda works, but overall it feels very much like heâs just handwringing about the loss of greatness past. His weird gesturing towards the Sea Peoples as a major force of civilizational decay, a dated theory that has no bearing on the historical reality of the Bronze Age collapse, might have been very interesting if it had been more consciously about the ways that powerful societies (say, the British Empire or the USA) turn inward and cannibalize their own people in the pursuit of dominance, but instead itâs about the loss of a previous civilized identity to barbarism, which infected us somewhere in our journeys in the East.
To escape their infection and reclaim their civilized selves, Odysseus and his people must escape westward. The prophecy of Odysseusâ final voyage becomes all about honoring his men, an action that will restore him to his prior self and absolve him (again with very Christian vibes) of his guilt for everything that he did while away from home. Thereâs a sense that he is going to have a hard reset, both of himself and of society, the latter of which is imperiled in the old world and needs to be rediscovered in the new one. This is just American manifest destiny: because our journeys to the East corrupted us, we will expand the frontiers of the West, exploring and bringing with us the light of literacy and the Old Ways (oh, excuse me, Zeusâs Law). And all of this is slammed into our faces over and over again because Nolan doesnât trust his audience.
Which leads me to my hottest take about the whole movie: the movie Christopher Nolan actually wanted to make was the Aeneid. The Aeneid already has all of the themes and political ideas that Nolan shoehorned into the Odyssey. Worry about the collapse of civilized society? Check. Hero concerned with devotion and piety? Check. Desire to establish an all new and improved Western Civilization? Check. Focus on horror and the eschatology of the sack of Troy (a sack that does not get shown in Homer)? Check. Like my dude. You wanted to make the Aeneid. And I know American audiences donât know the Aeneid the way they do the Odyssey, but I feel like at this point, youâre Christopher Nolan and it doesnât matter, you can make any old thing you like and every white man in the world (who letâs be honest, remains the only audience you care about) will pay to see it in your six different formats. This is just cowardly.
Nolan is also fundamentally disinterested in Odysseus as he is presented in the epic. We lose so much of his craftiness, complete with Travis Scottâs bard completely skipping over the word ĎοΝĎĎĎÎżĎÎżĎ. We lose his cruelty, his arrogance, his weepiness, his horniness. We have here a perfect stolid American war hero, who feels soooooo bad about the things he did in Vietnam I mean Iraq I mean Troy you guys. Heâs morally and physically clean but also tortured by his guilt. The epic and the ancients understood Odysseus as being kind of a piece of shit, but Nolan needs him to be likeable and so he ditches the original and substitutes in an entirely different guy whoâs just trying really hard to be a Good Man (which is, of course, a universally understood and legible category of person regardless of the time, place, or cultural context). And itâs not even that Matt Damon is a bad Odysseus! He was good! He played his character really well (as did the majority of the cast). But that character doesnât resemble Homerâs Odysseus in any meaningful way.
But you know what, Nolan isnât even interested in the moral quality of the man heâs made up to be Odysseus. Like everyone else in the script, his moral nuance has been so flattened as to be a caricature of a hero, just in the same way that Darth Vadermemnon has been flattened into an inhuman monster, something thatâs not a person. But we never really explore Agamemnonâs iniquities, or really make the connections of âWhat does it mean that these men are following this guy? What does it tell us about Odysseus that he held high position in that campaign? What resonance does the sacrifice of Iphigenia have with anything that Odysseus does or experiences?â For whatever reason, we just arenât interested in that.Â
This Odysseus has all the moral complexity of a rock, but Nolan clearly wants us to think the opposite. This is clear from the fact that the film really wants to be about the horrors of war and the atrocities that people inflict upon each other. And yet Nolan shies away from all of it. The violence is mostly bloodless and there is practically no goreâwe donât get to see the Cyclopsâ blinding, the beheading of Athena*, the injuries sustained by any party in either the war or the slaughter of the suitors. This could have been cool if it had been about how Odysseus lies, but since Nolanâs Odysseus is a reliable narrator, we have to take the film at its very clean and tidy word. Nolan wants to gesture toward horror, but fails to take it all the way. The war itself does not show any of the atrocities that Odysseus and the epics both gesture toward. There is no rape, no slaughter of children. The Greeks (especially Odysseus!) are not shown taking slaves or war prizes of any kind from Troy. They are distanced from the barbarism, even though Nolanâs Odysseus seems to think that they arenât. It feels kind of insane to be saying âdamn this movie needed more rapeâ but if your movie is going to be haunted by sexual violence, and if youâre going to make it all about reconciling yourself with the horrible things you and your men have done, there needs to be a sense that it is a real thing that can happen in your world. It just makes it look like you either (A) want to talk about rape but are scared to do it, (B) think your audience is inept and canât handle the subject matter, or (C) are yourself inept and donât actually care to put the effort in. And there were missed opportunities everywhere to get into the horror and foulness of war! Show us the corpses and the piss and the shit in the Trojan Horse instead of telling us. Show us the blood and the guts that Odysseus can never escape. Show us the execution of the priestess and proper violation of religiosity (or better yet, make Athena* Kassandra and show the true breadth of menâs evils). If youâre going to make your three hour film about the horrors, you need to show us some horrors at some point in those three hours!
And even though we are supposedly concerned with the horrors of war and how they were wrought against Civilized People and Thatâs Bad (not that we see any of that, of course), there is a deep sense of foreignization and orientalism in how Troy, the Other, is depicted. The Greeks are all diverse people who have different styles of arms and flair and things, while the Trojans are quite literally faceless stormtroopers, complete with white helmets that mask their faces and dehumanize them so we can be fine with them being slaughtered as anonymous drones. This is not interrogated even a little bit. The Trojansâ armor is vaguely Greek in shape but looks otherwise as if it stepped out of the MCUâs Moon Knight, with its stark white color and texture of mummy wrappings, set against colorless northern African architecture (he does this again later with Asiatic elements in the silent Laestrygonesâ equipment). It was simply Corporate Hollywood Does Egypt, and it brought all of the orientalism that comes with it. Between this and the looted Iranian earrings that Zendaya wore to the London premiere, thereâs a strong sense that the people making this movie have no respect for either ancient or modern western Asia (see above re: America and manifest destiny). In theory we are supposed to care about the Trojans, but they are not filmed in such a way that would indicate that. We pay lip service to the deaths of women and children, but in the end we turn our eyes away and donât care.Â
On the note of women, Christopher Nolanâs female characters have always beenâŚnot great. He cannot write women and seems only to have just recently realized that women have any interiority at all, though he doesnât know what to do with that interiority. Itâs baffling to me that heâs managed to make every female character, without fail, less interesting and complex than they are in the 3000yo epic poem. They are all flattened beyond belief.
That said, Anne Hathaway is doing some of the best work of her career. Sheâs fighting for her life to bring some energy to the writing, even as much of her agency has been quashed. The whole thing with Penelope is that she does a lot even though she is limited by the social expectations of womanhood, but here she doesnât get to do much beyond complain about her marginalization. She can complain, but she canât do anything about it, which is to my mind a huge disservice to her role in the poem. We get very little of her wiliness or the homophrosyneâthe like-mindedness and parallel expressions of self and feelingâthat she shares with Odysseus. This is partly because Odysseus loses most of his craftiness and so she has nothing to mirror, partly because Nolan just doesnât find women interesting.Â
Likewise, the other women have very little to do and fail to live up to their roles in the epic. Helen is utterly stripped of the agency that she exhibits in the epic and is sidelined; the double casting of Helen and Clytemnestra could have been so god damn cool if we had explored even just a tiny bit the implications of their being identical, but alas we did not. It was in all a waste of Lupita Nyongâoâs talents. Nolanâs sidestepping of Melanthoâs execution was done, I suspect, to avoid the misogynistic violence done to the enslaved women of the house in the epic. This avoidance does not make the movie any more feminist, however, and frankly reads as sexist. It is not empowering of any populationâwomen, the enslaved, the victims of war, whoeverâto simply handwave the atrocities done to them and not ever address them (the way this movie simply glosses over slavery pissed me the fuck off). It is important that the enslaved women are killed, it is important that Telemachus is the one who orchestrates it, it is important that Odysseus reestablishes his power through this violence. Talk about it. Reckon with it. Let the audience sit with it. Again, trust the people watching your movie just a little bit.
Samantha Mortonâs Circe was probably the best thing about this movie for me. Circe as craftsman was a very cool idea. I loved the reshaping of flesh as clay and the horror of the whole episode (and that was for me the only real success at horror in this film; the Cyclops had a little too much âHeâs standing right behind me isnât heâ energy and the cannibalistic resonances of the sun cattle episode were tragically lost). Mortonâs performance was really fucking good and brought depth to shallow writing. The desexualization of her character was a little disappointing, but Iâm not too fussed about it from a story perspective. I am a bit fussed about Calypso. Nolan really took everything interesting from her and made her the blandest figure in all the Mediterranean. No dread, no eroticism, no upending of gender roles, just a pretty blonde lady to sympathize with our beleaguered hero. Making her the audience to Odysseusâ story rather than Nausicaä is a weird choice that doesnât work for me.
Although heâs a known ring structure junkie, Nolan has broken the epicâs gorgeous ring composition, leaving the whole plot feeling off-balance and a bit oddly paced. The removal of Nausicaä and the Phaeacians wrecks the structure. In the epic, Nausicaä formsâand preemptively breaksâa tricolon with Circe and Calypso; likewise, the tension of her first encounter with Odysseus parallels the tension between Odysseus and Penelope, with implicit threats of violence from both sides of each interaction. So even as she is part of a tricolon of strange women, she balances out the whole thing to create a chiastic narrative. Nausicaä is a load-bearing character for the structure and balance of the plot, and I think her absence is a big part of the imbalances this film has; Zendaya as Nausicaä instead of Athena* might have gone a long way to salvaging a lot of it.
One common misogynistic Nolan motif, the Dead Wife, even manages to show up here, a story wherein the heroâs wife is alive! With Penelope alive and well, Sinon takes on this role, which is deeply unfortunate given that he is played by a trans man. Not a great look. It is extremely noteworthy that Sinon is not mentioned in Homer; like the greater story of the fall of Troy, heâs borrowed from the Aeneid (the story that Nolan actually wants to adapt). So heâs been taken from a completely different poem and introduced into the film only to be immediately, brutally fridged in order to catalyze Odysseusâ guilt and, by the end, reestablish a pale imitation of the Homeric ring composition the script has wrecked. He is a man, and I think because he is a man Nolan thinks heâs a suitable proxy for Telemachus, but he functions in the script as the Dead Wife and proxy for Penelope. And I find this more than a little transphobic.Â
The filmâs greatest successes were visual. The Cyclops was extremely impressive, and like I said, the camera work in the Circe episode absolutely slapped. The shots were well-composed as always, and many of the visual tableausâespecially the ships and the house of Ithakaâwere beautiful. Phenomenal interior sets all around. As with all of Christopher Nolanâs movies, though, the painfully limited color palette left me cold, especially given the visual richness of the source material and the unique ways that Homeric epic plays with color. A limited color palette can work, including in the colors that Nolan uses in his films (see my review of Beau Travail, a film whose limited use of color is incredibly effective), but this feels like such a wasted opportunity given the grandiosity of the full IMAX vision. Greek antiquity is so often presented, incorrectly, as whitewashed and drained of color; you might have used those outrageous cameras to reinject some polychrome into that world. Combine this with some very poor editing choices, especially in the third act, and the visual successes we get donât do much to assuage my annoyance with his handling of the text. A final petty complaint about the IMAX thing: why are the directors who are obsessed with this format only making movies like this? Is the experience really enhanced by that extra ten feet of sea and sky? Is Dune Part 3 really going to be radically changed by that extra stretch of sand? Who is this for?
I stand by my belief that Memento is Christopher Nolanâs only good movie. And the more of his movies I watch, the more convinced I am that that was a fluke.
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it really is kind of interesting how attached people are to the idea of the improvised line and the genuine reaction in film. nearly every single famous moment or line has some sort of claim floating around that it wasn't in the script and was either made up on the spot by an actor or was sprung as a surprise on the actors to get their 'real' reaction. you know, sometimes people do come up with good lines in advance and write them down, and sometimes people can pretend to be have a convincing emotional response on screen
(British guy with well managed but serious problems voice) Well I like making a cup of Earl Grey every morning and evening, reaching my hand into the boiling mug to get the teabag, then touching the cold handle of the fridge to get milk. Itâs probably the most enjoyable sensation I regularly experience, so itâs best to limit it to only twice a day.