Four graffiti found inside a Pompeian tavern
Scene 1: Two people kissing with the inscription "Nolo cum murtal" / "I do not want with Myrtale."
Scene 2: Two men getting served, the first one says "Hoc" / "Here", the second one says "Non mea est" / "No, it's mine", and the waitress responds with "Qui vol sumat. Oceane veni bibe" / "Let whoever wants it take it. Oceanus, come and drink!"
Scene 3: Two men arguing over a dice game, the first one says "Exsi" / "I’m out.", the second one responds "Non tria duas est" / "That’s not a three – it’s a deuce."
Scene 4: Continuing scene 3, two men fighting, the first one says "Noxsi a me tria eco fui" / "Cheat! I threw three. It was me.", the second responds "Or(o) te fellator eco fui" / "Please! Cocksucker, it was me." , until the owner of the tavern throws them out "Itis foras rixsatis" / "You’re both going outside. You’re fighting."
Pictures: Pompeii in pictures VI. 14. 36, Translation: J. Clackson, The language of a Pompeian tavern: submerged Latin?