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hey! i’m joy, early 20s, lesbian, massive eddie munson enjoyer who likes to see him in a pit of despair. no minors please!!
incurable monoshipper obsessed with steddie, ronance, and lumax. also have the occasional byler or will x dustin moment. sometimes i get obsessed with a crackship for a couple days and everyone is forced to witness it
sometimes I write blurbs! they’re always free to a good home if the ideas reasonate with anyone and you want to expand on them! most should be under #steddie fic
genfic enjoyer—i’ve got tags for that! the most used ones are #eddie and max, #steve and dustin, #eddie and dustin, #steddie dads (yes i have major favorite character bias for max and dustin)
am i a d1 billy hater? absolutely. do i think making him steve’s shitty ex is an amazing whump tool? also yes. tag is #this fucking guy again for filtering
I write stuff but it’s mostly crack—wearfinethingsalltoowell on ao3. Also I have fic tags where I yap/give bonus content! Right now there’s #fic: turn back the clock, #fic: nothing like being in love and fic: not enough rain in indiana to wash the sins out of that house
literally always down for asks send me whatever weird ST thoughts you have! DMs open if you ever want to chat/become each others enablers.
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only Eddie would find himself in a situation like this.
living across the street from his rival was certain to boil over eventually, he just hadn’t thought it would result in them dropping their pants and breaking out a tape measure.
listen, maybe Eddie would lose Steve to this guy, but he certainly wouldn’t accept the accusation that he had an inferior dick without testing the theory first.
So, when Billy gave him that smug look and said “wanna find out?”, clearly thinking Eddie would back down….he didn’t.
Eddie wondered if he should take his shirt off for this, also, but decided against it. The demobat scars wouldn’t do much for the air of superiority he was trying to cultivate.
Where the tape measure came from, he didn’t know, but that faded to the back of his mind as the absurdity of the situation set in: he was in a literal, actual dick-measuring contest.
That he was determined to win.
It could’ve been worse—at least it was awkward enough that neither of them popped an unfortunate boner.
Tape measure laying between them, and dicks out and on the floor, they glared at each other when it became clear the contest would be too close to call.
They were both so invested in victory, they didn’t realize they’d left the door open.
“What the fuck,” Eddie jumped at the sound, while Billy didn’t seem to care, “are you doing?”
Steve did not look happy.
“Measuring our dicks,” Billy said plainly, enjoying how it made Steve even angrier.
Steve hadn’t taken his eyes off of Eddie, sputtering in a mixture of anger and confusion. “Why?”
“He started it,” Eddie muttered, feeling like a chastised child, and suddenly all too aware that he was still not wearing pants.
Steve pinched the bridge of his nose, like he did when Dustin did something dangerous. “Come on.”
Eddie didn’t move
“Eddie, let’s go,” Steve said again, as if the issue was that Eddie didn’t hear him.
“We still haven’t figured out who won,” he said under his breath, but Steve heard it. He sighed again, walking over to Eddie and hooking a finger in his necklace.
“Okay. In one minute, I’m dragging you back across the street. Whether you have pants on when I do that is entirely up to you.”
“He knows I’ll win, and he’s trying to spare your feelings,” Billy stage whispered from where he was still sitting on the floor, and Steve recognized the look that flashed in Eddie’s eyes.
“You’re gonna make me drag you, aren’t you?”
Eddie was reaching down for the tape measure already. “Sorry.”
not to. show everyone this again. but it’s important to add the lore @twosunson gave me that when Steve inevitably does drag him across the street pantless. people DO see and hop DOES get phone calls
@scoops-aboy86 accurate but crucially. the main gang hears this and immediately discerns what really happened. Someone tells them the rumor and they go to Eddie like “okay so you were measuring your dicks right?”
Wayne tries to encourage Eddie to ask him for advice instead of stewing. Then immediately regrets that when Eddie says “why isn’t there a way to reject someone but not because you don’t like them, it’s because they’re too good for you and you aren’t delusional! Like I know he’s gonna think I’m BSing him but that’s genuinely the reason—“
(Robin told him Steve was gonna ask him out and he’s crashing out)
only Eddie would find himself in a situation like this.
living across the street from his rival was certain to boil over eventually, he just hadn’t thought it would result in them dropping their pants and breaking out a tape measure.
listen, maybe Eddie would lose Steve to this guy, but he certainly wouldn’t accept the accusation that he had an inferior dick without testing the theory first.
So, when Billy gave him that smug look and said “wanna find out?”, clearly thinking Eddie would back down….he didn’t.
Eddie wondered if he should take his shirt off for this, also, but decided against it. The demobat scars wouldn’t do much for the air of superiority he was trying to cultivate.
Where the tape measure came from, he didn’t know, but that faded to the back of his mind as the absurdity of the situation set in: he was in a literal, actual dick-measuring contest.
That he was determined to win.
It could’ve been worse—at least it was awkward enough that neither of them popped an unfortunate boner.
Tape measure laying between them, and dicks out and on the floor, they glared at each other when it became clear the contest would be too close to call.
They were both so invested in victory, they didn’t realize they’d left the door open.
“What the fuck,” Eddie jumped at the sound, while Billy didn’t seem to care, “are you doing?”
Steve did not look happy.
“Measuring our dicks,” Billy said plainly, enjoying how it made Steve even angrier.
Steve hadn’t taken his eyes off of Eddie, sputtering in a mixture of anger and confusion. “Why?”
“He started it,” Eddie muttered, feeling like a chastised child, and suddenly all too aware that he was still not wearing pants.
Steve pinched the bridge of his nose, like he did when Dustin did something dangerous. “Come on.”
Eddie didn’t move
“Eddie, let’s go,” Steve said again, as if the issue was that Eddie didn’t hear him.
“We still haven’t figured out who won,” he said under his breath, but Steve heard it. He sighed again, walking over to Eddie and hooking a finger in his necklace.
“Okay. In one minute, I’m dragging you back across the street. Whether you have pants on when I do that is entirely up to you.”
“He knows I’ll win, and he’s trying to spare your feelings,” Billy stage whispered from where he was still sitting on the floor, and Steve recognized the look that flashed in Eddie’s eyes.
“You’re gonna make me drag you, aren’t you?”
Eddie was reaching down for the tape measure already. “Sorry.”
not to. show everyone this again. but it’s important to add the lore @twosunson gave me that when Steve inevitably does drag him across the street pantless. people DO see and hop DOES get phone calls
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Reverse of insecure Steve where he’s SO confident that Eddie would never cheat on him or find someone better and Eddie’s honestly a little offended because. Damn I know that no one else would want me but we don’t have to broadcast it
Lumax and Steddie double date after one of Lucas’s games where Steve and Lucas break down how everyone played while Max and Eddie talk shit about everyone they saw that day.
rated m | 923 words | cw: implied sexual content | tags: flirting, canon divergence, chrissy lives, jeff and chrissy on the run
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It’s not a nice motel, but it’ll do.
His one and only job is to get Chrissy safely to Steve and Eddie’s temporary hideout in Nebraska. He didn’t think anything could be in Nebraska. Maybe that’s why they chose it for a hideout.
The room is cleaner than he expects and he’s grateful for it. Chrissy is nice, but she’s definitely used to a certain standard of living that most motels could never meet. She doesn’t look disappointed with this one.
“You can shower first if you want,” Jeff offers. They’ve been driving all day, taking extra turns and back roads to throw off anyone who might follow them. He didn’t mind too much except for the stress of looking in the rear view mirror every few miles and expecting a black SUV to be tailing them. “I’ll-“
He cuts himself off when she goes over to the bed and sits on it. She sinks a little and bounces back up, and then tilts back and forth a bit.
She giggles.
Jeff isn’t an idiot. Chrissy is beautiful. He’s also learned she’s incredibly nice and funny once she gets comfortable with you. It didn’t take him longer than crossing the state line of Indiana to develop a crush.
He didn’t think sharing a bed tonight would be a problem, but now that he sees her bouncing on what is clearly a waterbed, he’s not sure he’ll be able to sleep at all.
“Oh my gosh, my friend has one of these. It’s like being on a boat!” She giggles again as she bounces a bit more.
Jeff smiles at her. He can’t help it. She’s been pretty quiet for most of the trip. Obviously scared about the future, worried about having to make a new life for herself. Jeff would be scared, too. Shit, he is scared, and he’s just one step in her journey.
“Come here!” She waves him over with one hand and pats the bed next to her with the other. “It’s fun!”
Jeff’s pretty sure he’ll do anything to see her keep smiling, so he joins her. She nudges his shoulder and he bounces himself, which bounces her, and then they’re both laughing. They bounce more, even after Jeff stopped trying to, and eventually lose their balance, falling backwards on the bed.
He looks over to see her smiling up at the ceiling as both of their bodies keep moving to the rhythm the bed’s made.
When she looks over at him, he quickly looks up at the ceiling, hoping she doesn’t notice he was staring.
Her arm touches his, then her hand finds his and she laces their fingers together. He feels like he can’t breathe.
“Thank you for doing this,” she says quietly. There’s still a hint of a smile in her voice, but she’s gotten more serious now. “I know it’s a lot to take on. Risking yourself and everything. I just…”
“Needed to get out, I know.”
Jeff turns to look at her again and she doesn’t look nearly as sad as she did this morning. She’s almost glowing. Distance from Hawkins has clearly done wonders for her.
“Will you stay when we get there?”
“Oh.” Jeff breathes out. “Probably for a bit, so it’s not suspicious that I was only gone for a few days. But I have to get back to my parents.”
“Right.”
Her smile drops, but she doesn’t look away.
“Will you visit?” She asks. She almost sounds hopeful.
“Definitely. Once Steve and Eddie have a new place, I’ll probably bring more of their stuff to them,” Jeff says. “And I’m sure they’ll bring you with them.”
“What if they bring me somewhere else?”
“Then I’ll visit you there.”
He doesn’t know that he could, really. He has quite a bit of allowance money saved up, but he used some of it for this trip since Steve and Eddie pretty much had to start over and don’t have much to their name. If they take her somewhere he has to fly, he’d eat up a lot more of it. Maybe all of it. He doesn’t know how far they’ll go to keep her safe.
He’s pretty sure he’d go anywhere, though.
“You’re a good guy, Jeff.”
He can feel the heat on his face as she leans her head over to rest against his shoulder. He can’t help but lean his head down on top of hers.
“You wanna take a shower?” Jeff asks after they lay like that for a few minutes.
Chrissy sighs and stands up from the bed, laughing when she almost loses her balance from the water making sloshing noises as she moves.
She walks towards the bathroom and strips off her shirt. Jeff pretends not to look.
“I’ll be quick,” she says. When Jeff thinks it’s safe to look, he sees her taking off her pants. He doesn’t look away fast enough. She winks at him. He’s dead. “Or we could just both take one. Since there’s probably not much hot water.”
That could be true, but he’s fine with a cold one. Or he was, until this offer presented itself.
“Like…naked?” Jeff sits up.
“Well, yes. We do have to get clean,” Chrissy giggles again. It’s so cute. “Or maybe I read this wrong…”
“No!” Jeff stands up as quickly as he can. “I want to do that! Let’s shower!”
He tries really hard to focus on Chrissy naked in the shower with him instead of what they might do in the waterbed after.
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Eddie not wanting to overwhelm Steve with his usual amount of PDA when they first get together so he restrains himself. Only for Steve to still do HIS typical “come on super strong” and it ends up looking to everyone else like Eddie’s just not that into him while Steve is head over heels
Eddie loves when people think he’s hot. He’s spent so long feeling like an unfuckable troll that he could have one of his high school bullies hit on him and a part of him would be like “really ☺️”
and this is why one sided munver is so funny to me because imagine you’re steve. Watching your boyfriend get hit on by the guy who tried to kill him and he’s enjoying it
Inspired by this because I didn’t want to tangent in OPs notes but. Max and Eddie constantly doing bits about her being Vecna-ed/him getting eaten by bats while Lucas and Steve are in the background visibly uncomfortable but looking at each other like. At least they’re having fun?
No sorry it’s still crazy to me that Jason and his guys thought DnD makes people violent but they were the ones not shy about. Physically attacking a little girl. Like yes obviously WE know Erica is 100% capable of defending herself but that’s an 11 year old child and you’re almost adults? Even IF Eddie had actually been guilty of murder that wouldn’t have been the move
One of my favorite fantasies is Hawkins finding out about that and his excessive religious things and being like
'Oh. We were duped by a crazy person. He's one of those freaks standing on a corner yelling about god and the apocalypse. Fucking shit. Oh my God he probably killed his girlfriend! Religious nutjobs love killing women.
Almost overnight Eddie’s on the receiving end of a bunch of church ladies and middle-aged conservative small town men constantly trying to apologize to him. Suddenly people coo over him as a VICTIM of a crime and he’s getting the benefit of the doubt and being called “such a nice boy” and it’s. Crazy. This is what all those popular guys have been getting their whole lives no wonder they became assholes!
Eddie not understanding how to handle the people of Hawkins not treating him like shit. He looks at the casserole like it might be poisoned and that unease/fear just compels the people to greater and greater acts of Midwesterner friendliness... vicious cycle time
Steve does not understand these concerns because that’s how he’s been treated by the town all his life, he’s just happy that his boy is finally getting the recognition he deserves!
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On the other hand tho. What if Steve was convinced by Tommy and the guys to ask the Freak out as a joke. And he felt bad about it but they promised him it would be funny. But when Eddie shoots him down absolutely brutally he starts thinking. Wow. That was hot.
Goes home that night and jerks off to the memory of Eddie telling him “I wouldn’t fuck you with his dick” and dead-staring Tommy in a way that none of the kids they bully ever dare to
"Look, Steve, I don't have any bad feelings towards you," Eddie says, has been saying, talking nonsense, like he and Steve weren't anything more than fuckbuddies, like he isn't breaking Steve's heart. "I used you too, y'know?"
It's then Steve rears back like he been slapped. Or punched. It feels more like a gutting. Joke's on him, he supposes. Once again, he wants more than the other person. He wanted a boyfriend, Eddie'd wanted sex. Why does he keep trying? When Steve finds his voice to speak, it comes out flat and dead and not really like a question at all. "Used me. Like you think I've used you?"
Eddie shrugs, looking for all the world like he's not bothered by that statement. "We had fun, right? So it's all fine in the end."
"Fine," Steve repeats, hollow. They're in his house but Steve feels the need to leave, to run before the reality of how unlovable he truly is sticks inside him forever.
"But I think we should stop while we're ahead," Eddie continues and Steve wonders if Eddie is listening to him at all, or just saying his piece before he goes. Can he not hear Steve's heart breaking? "I want to... I want to find someone to love."
If Eddie's previous words felt like being gutted, these ones feel like cement. Heavy and solidifying. Trapping in the truth of Ever Unlovable Steve. He doesn't even feel heartbroken anymore. Just numb. Dead inside. He should say something encouraging. Let Eddie know that all he's wanted was for Eddie to be happy and loved. But words seem impossible, so he gives one jerky nod of his head. An understanding.
"Right," Eddie says, returning the nod before turning away, towards the door, "I'll just go now. Umm, see ya later, Harrington."
Facing the horrors of the Upside Down should feel like the scariest thing he's ever done but it doesn't. Watching Eddie walk away does. Steve should be able to hold it together long enough for Eddie to leave. He's the tough one. He can hold himself together no problem-
"Why can't you love me?"
Eddie whips back around, an expression on his face like confusion and anger mixed.
It's only then that Steve realizes he spoke. He hasn't meant to. He was going to let Eddie walk away but now his voice has been freed from the cement. His heart has shut down his brain it seems because he just keeps talking, voice flat and hollow, "why can't you love me the way I love you? What is so broken and wrong within me that no one loves me back? My parents, Nancy, now you. Why can't- I thought that we were- where did I go wrong?"
"What?" Eddie asks, and the anger is gone from his face but now he just looks horrified. Which is understandable. It's horrifying to be loved by Steve Harrington. "What did you think we were?"
Boyfriends. Together. Going steady. At the very least, dating without labels. But none of those very reasonable, normal answers come out of Steve's treacherous mouth. Because Steve can't seem to be a reasonable, normal person. He's got to be too much, too soon, too clingy. So, instead, he says, "In love."
Eddie looks like he's just received the worst news of his life. In fact, he looks a little sick. "Oh fuck. Jesus Christ. I can't- I thought- Fuck!"
Steve just nods along. He hadn't actually said I love you to Nancy that night at Tina's Halloween party, but he imagines if he had, the beginning of the bullshit conversation would have sounded much the same as Eddie does now; like anger and regret, the starts and stops. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have- if you want to go, you should go."
Eddie crosses the room back to Steve in half the steps he took when he first walked away, hands reaching to grab Steve's face between them. He speaks quickly and sounds panicked now. "No, no no no. I fucked up, misunderstood. I don't know how I got it so wrong. I don't want to go. I never did."
"What?"
"I am in love with you, sweetheart. I just- I didn't know you loved me back. I thought you didn't- that we weren't..."
"I thought we were boyfriends."
"Jesus, please let me fix this. Let me stay and make it up to you. I'll be the best fucking boyfriend you've ever had."
Steve thinks if he had any shred of self-worth he might step back, make Eddie explain himself, but as it is, he steps into Eddie's space and kisses him, hands pulling him as close as he can get. He doesn't want to think about the cruel things Eddie's said, about using each other. Maybe one day they'll have to hash that out, have that conversation, but Eddie says he loves him too, and that's all Steve's wanted.
