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@nancywheelesbian
i need more ST moots! so hiiiiiii, I’m an 18+ blog (no minors please) mostly focused on Steddie (and living in a world where Eddie’s alive and they get to coparent the Party) but also very interested in Ronance and Lumax! I enjoy Byler but am also captaining the Will x Dustin tugboat and I’m weirdly invested in it!
I’ve only got one fic up right now but I’ve got MANY more ideas!
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Re that last post I’m thinking about Steve dating someone who showed his nudes to the whole basketball team. So when he does it for Eddie he just assumes that the entirety of corroded coffin is gonna see him naked but it’s a small price to pay
Model Steve X Rockstar Eddie Munson AU. Send tweet.
YEAHHHHHHH
Supermodel Steve making “jokey” tweets where he thirsts after Corroded Coffin’s lead singer. Eddie takes these as a declaration of war. It takes off from there
Steve doing the 80s equivalent of sending nudes (taking naked Polaroids and leaving them at Eddie’s door) send tweet
@novacorpsrecruit wait yes. What if this is before they’re even dating and Steve did it as a last ditch seduction technique. So Eddie gets home and Wayne’s like “there’s mail that I’m pretty sure is for you” so he opens it and. Steve’s dick in 50 different angles
Steve doing the 80s equivalent of sending nudes (taking naked Polaroids and leaving them at Eddie’s door) send tweet
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Anyone have HCs about when Eddie finally meets Will because I know in my heart that man would be so nervous. Cause from everything he’s heard this is the nicest kid on the planet so if he doesn’t like him something’s wrong with him
Would Modern AU Eddie vape?
Yes it tastes like candy
No he sticks to cigs
Nuance
I think Steddie should take the kids camping just for the many disasters that would no doubt occur. No one there can pitch a tent. Steve gets bit by a tick. They lose Max in the woods
Steve can make tons of “I hate my in laws” jokes because his father in law is in jail. But Robin tries to join in and Ted and Karen appear over her shoulder.
The idea of Eddie and baby Bambi arguing over who gets to sit on Steve's lap.
Like Eddie, a full grown man, arguing with a toddler for custody of his boyfriend. (He loses because she looks upset, and he's WEAK)
amazing but consider. Steve fighting with his own daughter for Eddie’s lap. Eddie solves the problem by putting one of them on each side
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Hopper: What’s something your father in law could do to make you like him more?
Robin: Pay me
Dustin: Leave me alone
Steve: Die
The first time had been an accident.
Stella had leaned too far over the edge of the fountain, little yellow Mary Janes squeaking on the tile, and her teddy had slipped from her hands with a dramatic plop into the water.
Cue immediate devastation.
Eddie, naturally, had reacted like the bear was a drowning Victorian child.
“OH MY GOD, TEDWARD NO—”
He’d lunged in without hesitation, one boot fully submerged, snatching the soaked teddy from the fountain while horrified shoppers stared.
Stella had burst into relieved giggles the second he handed it back.
That should have been the end of it.
Instead, ten minutes later.
plop.
The teddy landed back in the fountain.
Eddie stared at it.
Then slowly at Stella.
Stella stared back with enormous innocent eyes.
“…Stell.”
She blinked.
Robin had to physically turn away because she was already shaking with silent laughter beside Nancy near the pretzel stand.
Eddie sighed like a man carrying the weight of the world and crouched beside the fountain again.
“You know what? Fine. I’m a retrieval service now. This is my life.”
He fished the teddy out dramatically.
Stella accepted it with both hands.
“…Tank you, Eddie.”
Two minutes later...
plop.
Robin made a choking noise.
Nancy grabbed her shoulder, wheezing. “She’s training him.”
“She’s conditioning him like a rescue dog”
Eddie whipped around, soaked sleeve dripping. “I CAN HEAR YOU.”
Stella looked down into the fountain again thoughtfully.
Then she very deliberately loosened her grip on the teddy.
Eddie pointed at her.
“No. No, baby Bambi. Don’t you dare.”
The teddy dropped.
plop.
Stella’s lower lip trembled instantly.
Eddie closed his eyes.
“Jesus Christ.”
He climbed back into the fountain.
At this point several mall employees were openly watching. An old woman looked deeply concerned for him specifically.
Eddie retrieved the teddy with the exhausted energy of a medieval knight cursed by a witch.
The SECOND he handed it back, Stella hugged his neck dramatically.
“You saved him…”
And Eddie absolutely folded.
His entire expression melted.
“Oh, baby, of course I did.”
Robin nearly collapsed against Nancy laughing.
“Pathetic,” Nancy whispered.
“Utterly,” Robin agreed.
Eddie narrowed his eyes at them while Stella sat proudly on his hip, already dangling the teddy suspiciously close to the water again.
“…If that bear falls in one more time,” Eddie warned, “I’m putting both of you on a leash.”
Eddie and a tiny baby will never fail to be heart meltingly cute I LOVE them
Steddie ending up in the ER after a sex injury but all the nurses take one look at Eddie and assume it’s a DV situation. Steve does not stand for that and Eddie’s just trying to get him fixed up so they can go
@scoops-aboy86 Eddie trying desperately to explain that Steve fighting with the nurses is NOT making him look better. “Honey you come in here injured a LOT and I’m big and scary and wear leather. Of course they’re gonna make assumptions. Just let them fix you and maybe try not to bonk yourself on the headboard because the vibrator glitched next time”
Dustin’s been a menace since day one. He called Ted Wheeler a son of a bitch, he yelled “murder the son of a bitch!” to Steve (who he’d known for like a day) during the S2 fight. He’s ruthless. But he’s also really cute so the bitchy streak goes pretty much hidden until high school.
Everyone assumes he became that way when Eddie got his hands on him and Eddie’s just like. No one will ever believe you were like this when I found you huh.
Dustin, sniling so sneetly; “No 🥰”
Steve getting a migraine mid-fun time, but wanting to power through because Eddie's close, but Eddie stops because Steve looks like he's dying
dawwww yes!
Steve’s like what you don’t need to stop just finish up I’m fine?? And Eddie goes no sweetheart you’re dying let me wrap you in a blanket and kiss your forehead
Steve is FLOORED he’s never had anyone do that for him before
If Eddie hadn't realised what was happening he would be devastated and blame himself and that he's such a bad boyfriend 😭😭😭
Steve would be laying there so proud of himself that he powered through because it’s what’s always been expected of him. And when Eddie figures it out he just dissolves in guilt and Steve’s confused
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Steve getting a migraine mid-fun time, but wanting to power through because Eddie's close, but Eddie stops because Steve looks like he's dying
dawwww yes!
Steve’s like what you don’t need to stop just finish up I’m fine?? And Eddie goes no sweetheart you’re dying let me wrap you in a blanket and kiss your forehead
Steve is FLOORED he’s never had anyone do that for him before
Lucas hanging out at Max’s and he makes what he thinks is a really funny DnD joke. And Max doesn’t laugh so he stomps across the street at 11pm and wakes up Steddie just to tell it to them
