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i need more ST moots! so hiiiiiii, I’m an 18+ blog (no minors please) mostly focused on Steddie (and living in a world where Eddie’s alive and they get to coparent the Party) but also very interested in Ronance and Lumax! I enjoy Byler but am also captaining the Will x Dustin tugboat and I’m weirdly invested in it!
I’ve only got one fic up right now but I’ve got MANY more ideas!
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Eddie: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Steve: I saw you.
Eddie: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Dustin in a turkey costume.
Re that last post I’m thinking about Steve dating someone who showed his nudes to the whole basketball team. So when he does it for Eddie he just assumes that the entirety of corroded coffin is gonna see him naked but it’s a small price to pay
Crucially he does not voice this until one day when he randomly drops “well all the guys have seen my dick already right?”
Eddie is so flabbergasted that he barely manages a "what?!" and quickly recovers when his next question pops in his head "why would you have shown them your dick? Did you all go skinny dipping without me?! Why are you even asking me that?"
Steve is more confused than he is relieved, because skinny dipping is Eddie's knee-jerk second question
Steve: Why would we go skinny dipping?? Didn’t you show them my nudes??
Eddie: WHY WOULD I SHOW THEM YOUR NUDES
Re that last post I’m thinking about Steve dating someone who showed his nudes to the whole basketball team. So when he does it for Eddie he just assumes that the entirety of corroded coffin is gonna see him naked but it’s a small price to pay
Crucially he does not voice this until one day when he randomly drops “well all the guys have seen my dick already right?”
Wait what if the nudes became kind of a folk legend at Hawkins High. so when the kids get there they hear ‘hey did you hear about that guy who used to be popular who took nudes for some dude and they got passed around? rumor has it they’re still in the locker room somewhere.”
he’s not king Steve anymore this is his legacy
I think even before the UD Eddie slept with a knife or other weapon under his pillow. Gotta stay prepared. Steve finds it the first time he sleeps over and is very confused.
“Why do you need that now, I’m here?”
Eddie, half joking: I’m still not sure you aren’t a danger Harrington
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Eddie: It’s like my dad always said: first they won’t let you drink and drive, then they won’t let your 10 year old take the wheel while you sleep one off in the backseat!
Steve: All that story does is make me feel bad for your mother
Re that last post I’m thinking about Steve dating someone who showed his nudes to the whole basketball team. So when he does it for Eddie he just assumes that the entirety of corroded coffin is gonna see him naked but it’s a small price to pay
Crucially he does not voice this until one day when he randomly drops “well all the guys have seen my dick already right?”
trying to have actual intelligent thoughts to post but can only think about Steve wanting to touch Eddie’s dick so so so bad
The tape’s barely a few seconds in, heavy, loud, unmistakably not toddler-friendly.
and then there’s the soft patter of tiny feet.
Steve doesn’t even look up. “Hey, bug.”
Stella toddles into the room in her little sunflower onesie, hair all sleep-mussed, clutching one of her stuffed toys by the arm.
She pauses.
Head tilts.
The opening riff of Master of Puppets kicks in.
And her entire face lights up. Tiny eyes brightening, her baby teeth peeping through her smile
Eddie buffers. “…No way.”
Stella does this tiny, wobbly bounce. Then another. Then she starts full-on toddler dancing, knees bending too much, arms doing their own thing, completely off-beat but so committed.
Steve smiles as he watches his toddler adorable attempt at dancing. “Yeah, she likes this one.”
“Likes” Eddie chokes. “She’s THREE.”
Stella spins.
Immediately loses balance.
Recovers like a champion.
Keeps going.
Eddie’s heart does something catastrophic in his chest.
She toddles closer, still dancing, grabs onto his jeans for balance, and keeps bouncing like he’s part of the routine now.
Eddie looks down at her.
Sunflower onesie.
Giggle.
Tiny fist pumping to Metallica like she’s at a concert.
He’s done for.
“Oh, that’s it,” he says softly, scooping her up without even thinking. “That’s it, you win. You win everything forever.”
Stella squeals, still trying to dance in his arms, head bopping wildly.
Steve leans against the counter, watching, smug. “Told you. Track three.”
Eddie presses a dramatic kiss to the top of Stella’s head, absolutely wrecked. “You’re perfect. Do you know that? You have impeccable taste. Way better than your dad’s.”
“Hey—”
Stella just laughs, grabs a fistful of Eddie’s hair, and keeps bouncing to the music like she’s headlining a tour.
Eddie doesn’t even complain.
He’s too busy melting into a puddle on the floor.
THAT’S EDDIE’S BABY RIGHT THERE!!!!!!
Robin: Name a place you’ve had sex and felt guilty about it
Steve: Scoops Ahoy freezer
Steve: DM throne
Steve: Same room as the kids
Robin:
Steve:
Steve: They were sleeping!
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Hopper: What’s something your father in law could do to make you like him more?
Robin: Pay me
Dustin: Leave me alone
Steve: Die
@uncanniestdirge tag preservation because YES!!
Re that last post I’m thinking about Steve dating someone who showed his nudes to the whole basketball team. So when he does it for Eddie he just assumes that the entirety of corroded coffin is gonna see him naked but it’s a small price to pay
Model Steve X Rockstar Eddie Munson AU. Send tweet.
YEAHHHHHHH
Supermodel Steve making “jokey” tweets where he thirsts after Corroded Coffin’s lead singer. Eddie takes these as a declaration of war. It takes off from there
Steve doing the 80s equivalent of sending nudes (taking naked Polaroids and leaving them at Eddie’s door) send tweet
@novacorpsrecruit wait yes. What if this is before they’re even dating and Steve did it as a last ditch seduction technique. So Eddie gets home and Wayne’s like “there’s mail that I’m pretty sure is for you” so he opens it and. Steve’s dick in 50 different angles
Steve doing the 80s equivalent of sending nudes (taking naked Polaroids and leaving them at Eddie’s door) send tweet
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Anyone have HCs about when Eddie finally meets Will because I know in my heart that man would be so nervous. Cause from everything he’s heard this is the nicest kid on the planet so if he doesn’t like him something’s wrong with him
Would Modern AU Eddie vape?
Yes it tastes like candy
No he sticks to cigs
Nuance
