Audithea

“But come on, dried dung can only be stacked so high.”

“I’m not ashamed to say that my big brother knocked me into next week.”

“It’s a shortened version of my name.”

“I’m an angel, you ass.”

“I missed television.”

“The bird represents God. And coyote is man, endlessly chasing the divine, yet never able to catch him. It’s…it’s hilarious.”

“[What the hell?] Guess again.”

“Uh, you could try….insouciant, maybe.”

“You should’ve seen Luke.”

“[Do I look like I’m joking?] …you never look like you’re joking.”

“Just so you understand….why I can’t help.”

“[How was Jerusalem?] Arid.”

“[What was riding in a car like?] Uh…slow.”

“[I’m dead?] Condolences.”

“Don’t ask stupid questions.”

“[How’d you get here??] I took a bus.”

“[‘Hello? Hello??’] Uh…that is still the term.”

“It seems this is going to require talking to people.”

“Less dumb, less ass.”

“I got this. I don’t got this.”

“[to a cat] Hey, I’m not through with you.”

CAS TALKING TO MARY

CAS TALKING TO BOBBY

CAS TALKING TO CROWLEY

CAS TALKING TO KELLY

CAS TALKING TO DEAN

(Master list here)

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