Audge

Have a date with a lawyer tonight, what have i gotten myself into

Honestly y'all wouldn't believe me if I told you about this person, so I'll keep it to myself, sorry not sorry

I would really like to hear more

Have a date with a lawyer tonight, what have i gotten myself into

Wahooo!! You got this!!

My crush comes home from his trip tomorrow and he's basically going to see me first thing and we're gonna do a puzzle and play games and im gonna try to tell him how i feel oh god im nervous and please dear gooood let him like me back 🙈

I'm praying for you!

I need it 🙏🙏

How did it go???

My crush comes home from his trip tomorrow and he's basically going to see me first thing and we're gonna do a puzzle and play games and im gonna try to tell him how i feel oh god im nervous and please dear gooood let him like me back 🙈

Wishing you the best of luck!!!

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

this is a man who has experienced The Public

“Look at me”

*speaks only in half sentences and leaves the rest to telepathy*

Why do I actually do this

anyone else reblog a post in hopes that that mutual will see it,,yes,,,they will like it,,,they will show up,,,,modern day gatsby throwing parties in hopes daisy will attend 

I hope this email finds you fearing the righteous wrath of God.

me writing to my state senators

quite literally fucking anything can happen right now

Pangaea will reform

gosh does anyone else have a weird little graveyard in their head for friendships of the past?? and every once in a while you just visit it and think about how those people are getting on, knowing you will never see or speak to them again? current mood

Oh my god I’m over here thinking its this big hard to explain thing but here you are explaining it perfectly in nine words wtf

i stan that grandma

New vet today asked me if my eyeless dog was blind and like ??? oh god I hope so????