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if i look back, i am lost

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

gracie abrams
RMH
$LAYYYTER
d e v o n

titsay
sheepfilms
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

oozey mess
todays bird
cherry valley forever
occasionally subtle
NASA
Cosmic Funnies
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
noise dept.
Mike Driver
Keni

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@garlic-slut
sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

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sorry sir that is yassified information
hello I notice that you are attempting to access my webbed site from a phone. did you know we have an app? I will redirect you to the app store so y— oops it looks like you tried to load the webpage again, it's okay I will show you to the app sto— no, no, it's okay this happens all the time, I know you didn't really want to access the actual website on your phone, that's why we have an app! let me take you to the app store where you can download it
gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"
i do not want to live in the fucking panopticon fuck the camera that blinks above me at work, the tv watching me at the store, the "smile you're on camera" signs, the ring cameras, the flock cameras, the apps to track your child or partner, the activist friends telling me "just assume everything you do in public is being recorded somewhere", the government building protester databases, the teslas recording every move all around them, the knowledge that everything i type or search or save is being tracked and logged, the ads and search suggestions that mysteriously know what i was just talking about, the way biometrics keep creeping into more places, the way my car spies on me, the way my phone spies on me, the way there is nowhere to go to get away from it!!! no wonder the internet is full of vindictive little stalkers and witchhunts when it's the water and the air of society from the culture to the infrastructure

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GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK
God forbid women do anything
She had a good time, too
even if that random trans woman did do all that I don't care lol
anyone else thinking about beautiful fat butches on this thursday evening

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"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me
Laundry day
Fritz Lang (1877-1961) — Flamingo Couple with Iris [oil on canvas, 1926]

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genuine question
shit Saruman would yell at Gandalf during their wizard battle in that gay tower