(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

its my pleasure to produce a grammatically fucked sentence

5:15 and all's well...

HAPPY 5:15 5/15 ALL’S STILL WELL

5:15 ON 5/15. ALL CONTINUES TO BE WELL

remember how we used to yeet

until we yeet again...

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

ill buy tumblr and fix it. $2 final offer

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

there's literally nothing more radical in 2026 than believing that humanity can become good news for each other and the only world we'll ever share.

if you pitched goncharov vs the dangerous crow boy (who destroys plastic) alongside one another to an outside person and asked them to choose which one was a tumblr fever dream and which one was a real thing published in the real world. i do not think they would choose correctly

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

practicing radical acceptance about the fact that I'm always gonna be weird and awkward and a little difficult to be around. it's okayyyy to be weird as hell