i love cartoons 💕

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

no one is coming to Save you but there are probably people coming to Help you and that rocks. embrace it

love when i see something for me #mebait

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

accidentally running over a vampire with my car because they didnt show up on the backup camera

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

i'm gonna be me forever and im gonna get really really good at it