You're in a vein and I can't kick it

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

everybody who skipped dragon age origins is missing out b/c at some point you help a tree who speaks only in rhymes steal an acorn from a homeless man in your quest to locate and kill a naked woman and some werewolves for an 800 year old elf

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

if you throw a pot luck. and people barely touch the food. and you come back later and a bunch of stuff is gone. that was me. it's my food now.

THERES ANOTHER PARTY AT THE TRAINING FACILITY GUESS WHOS STEALING FOOD LATERRR