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Idk guys I just make him be a meme.
Pls don’t report.
Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy
Damn, that's useful
Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!
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OH HELL THE FUCK YES
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this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me
alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

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bumper sticker that says "a fine chariot, but where are the horses?"
update in the 'Australians call the bun a burger bun so anything on that bun is a burger' argument that nobody cares about anymore except me: HOTDOG BUNS. you put a pickle on a hotdog bun? You call that a pickle-dog. Check mate.

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HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE BRYAN JOHNSON NEWS? (billionaire that spends millions of dollars on health checks and injects his sons blood trying to be immortal)
HE HAS AUTOIMMUNE GASTRITIS.
my undertale theory is that when sans shook frisk's hand there was no whoopy cushion and he ripped ass loud as fuck
the thing about the renowned work of fiction known colloquially as "mangoball" is that it's so so good it's an incredible work of fiction but it's also... well. it's a minecraft youtuber rpf social media au
it's as good as i remember
every fakepost i make i do in honor of mangobaii. i strive to hone my craft to this extent someday
more screenshots #myscreenshots
more screenshots from the best work of literature of the 21st century <3
"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.
Human Is is a 1955 Philip K. Dick sci-fi short story where a guy goes to another planet for work and when he comes back to Earth his personality has flipped from an asshole to a sweet, kind, considerate man. Everyone's immediately convinced that an alien has taken over his body, this goes all the way to court, and in court his wife testifies that she's noticed no changes at all and so the charges are dropped.
And then there's a bit right at the end of the story as the wife and the husband are walking out of court:
Jill turned abruptly. "What is your name? Your real name."
The man's gray eyes flickered. He smiled a little, kind, gentle smile. "I'm afraid you would not be able to pronounce it. The sounds cannot be formed..."
Jill was silent as they walked along, deep in thought. The city lights were coming on all around them. Bright yellow spots in the gloom. "What are you thinking?" the man asked.
"I was thinking perhaps I will still call you Lester," Jill said. "If you don't mind."
"I don't mind," the man said. He put his arm around her, drawing her close to him. He gazed down tenderly as they walked through the thickening darkness, between the yellow candles of light that marked the way. "Anything you wish. Whatever will make you happy."
And I. God. There's something there. A soupcon of monsterfuckery. To tell your partner in a moment of intimacy that yes, you're something so inhuman that the lips you're stealing can't speak your actual name. You're a parasite that not only had the ability to burrow under this man's skin and take over his life, but you were so desperate to escape a dead, dry, blasted planet that you did.
And for your partner to then turn around and go "I know, I've always known, and I love you" is just. God I know it's not a great Dick story but something about it is making me lose my mind
Also it's explicitly stated that the guy's consciousness is still alive and preserved on the alien planet. Jill is told this and then proceeds to defend the alien anyways, ensuring that her husband's brain is stuck in a jar on a desert planet. You love to see it

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I agree that you shouldn't make jokes about committing suicide bc its bad for your mental health however im pretty sure *steve Harvey voice* "yessiree, thought about killin mY SElf" doesn't count.
"A toast to our bizarre watermelon date!"