i am the truths that i create

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how victorian <- is referring to the tv show victorious

how edwardian <- is referring to the tv show ed edd n eddy

i’m in love with u

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat

my liege those are crab rangoons

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

standing ovation is such a good phrase. that show was so great we laid an egg

whatever. and i mean that