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the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

from a certain standpoint birdwatching is a sort of gacha

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

its crazy how pretty much every single thing you can possibly do eithetr feels bad at first and then good or good at first but then bad

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

ive never played baldurs gate 3 in my life but i just woke up from a dream where astarion had a little brother named bimbles but players fucking hated bimbles bc in the game astarion would care more about bimbles than the player so ppl started uploading videos where theyd kill bimbles and a video called “900 ways to KILL bimbles in baldurs gate 3” got like 10 million views and then bc of the backlash larian studios released a patch where astarion would kill bimbles early in the game if the player asked him too but he’d do it while shaking and sobbing in total anguish and ppl started posting videos of the scene where astarion kills bimbles with titles like “baldurs gate 3’s BEST patch”

doechii and megan could literally kill a man in broad daylight and i'd be on here defending them