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I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

[ID: A TGCF comic. Xie Lian looks flustered as he pulls at Ruoye, which is wrapped around his arm, and exclaims, "Don't misbehave, or-- or I'll tie you up!!" Hua Cheng lounges back in their bed, raises an eyebrow, and asks, "... really?" Then we see Hua Cheng completely tied up by Ruoye and hanging upside down in front of the Puqi shrine altar. The roof creaks, and Hua Cheng looks unamused. End ID]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

FEW DAYS LATE BUT I PREDICTED INFECTED MIZI AND SUA STILL NOT LETTING HER GO???? TS MIZISUA YURI IS SO DOOMED 😭😭😭😭😭

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive