† max †

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

@ fic authors what do you personally consider a successful fic? What’s the bar?

actually writing the fic down

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette