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my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

play video games win video prizes

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

is the hot dog vendor on a horse?

and if the horse is running at 80km/h and Functionally Suicidal Stacy is traveling is traveling in the opposite direction on a train at 100mph, which one will be able to finish reading their copy of "Roadside Picnic" by Arkady & Boris Strugatsky and accurately interpret its anticapitalist themes first?

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

im so hungry i could eat a amazing food and refreshing drink

pride flag for nonbinary asexual aromantic individuals that just says "not gonna do all that"

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

hey its me your normal coworker. ignore the spiral-pattern fujoshi glasses.