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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

i do think 'ska sucks' is like the modern disco demolition night for guys who punch drywall.

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

"none of these words are in the bible" you don't know that. we don't know for sure what every hapax legomenon strictly translates to. maybe "קִפוֹז" means "klance foot kink pwp." you don't know that.

i have a personality flaw that always positions me on the side of characters who are hiding everything and refuse to accept help. like do NOT confide in people. confiding in people is the enemy. REAL winners lie and lie and continue lying until they ruin every single thing theyve got going for them & didnt fix a single goddamn thing. keep digging grandpa youre almost there

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

what doesn't kill you makes you liveblog everything