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yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

as a writer you will have a specific deck of vocab words you like using a lot and when you read other peoples' work you will see a very clear spread of different vocab words on their end. this is why you need to read, to collect other writers' words like it's a card game

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

It's happening!!

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest