My boss: “Why were you late to work today?”
Me: “Will Smith was performing Aladdin songs in the middle of traffic”

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My boss: “Why were you late to work today?”
Me: “Will Smith was performing Aladdin songs in the middle of traffic”

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“…and I told him, is you crazy?!”
“n den what happened” im in love
“They got water” 😂😂
Lmfaoo she said “no”
Her little shocked expression for sea world 😍😍😍
[me, gently pulling worms from the dirt] and ur evicted and ur evicted and ur e
[me, gently scooping up worms with a stick after a rainstorm] go back to bed go back to bed go bac
[me, gently placing worms in my compost pile] bon appétit bon appétit bon appéti

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Thank fucking GOD
skyrim npc: this is a time sensitive mission, we need to get there right away meet me as soon as possible
dragonborn: *does 50 side quests, buys a home, gets married, adopts two children, ends a civil war, saves the world*
npc: thank the nine you came fast we have no time to lose,
the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny.
this is what real comedy looks like
Made a bouquet of wildflowers for Lea🌿🌷

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drained of blood, the heart is white
No, that is NOT what this is. You’ve taken an amazing medical invention, a total game changer, and made up some stupid, faux-deep sentence fragment for it that is a complete falsehood. You should be embarrassed and ashamed, honestly.
This is a ghost heart. What they’ve done is taken a pig heart and stripped it down to, basically, a cell framework that they can use to BUILD A NEW HEART UPON. You could inject stem cells into this framework so that a newly formed personalized heart can be transplanted into a donor with a significantly reduced chance of rejection. FUCKING AMAZING. It’s not been done with human tissue yet, but the promise this given to people who need hearts - or kidneys or livers or whatever - is beautiful. Science is beautiful.
And it’s IMPERATIVE to mention that a woman, Doris Taylor, at the Texas Heart Institute developed this. And she started with a rat heart and worked up to he bigger, more complex (and more human) pig heart. What a total bad ass.
So look, quit making shit up, learn to do a reverse image search on stuff you find on the internet, and STOP ERASING WOMEN IN SCIENCE.
Reblogging for:
The corrected information
WOMEN IN SCIENCE
The fact that rejection rate would be LESS which is VITAL
Reblog for science communication
To be honest ghost heart sounds way more badass then a drained heart
Friendly reminder
“In a healthy relationship, your partner hears you out if you’re upset, and their goal is to avoid upsetting you in the future, not to debate whether you should have been upset in the first place.”
This this this this this this this this this this this.
It’s hard having the soul of a sugar daddy but the wallet of a college student.
I want to buy people things they want and I want to send people money for bills on occasion but
I can hear that picture
hey
hey friend
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.
It is keeping me alive
I actually really needed this tonight, thank you
You’re a wonderful being and I hope to God you make it through the pain you’re going though. You deserve so much more.

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you’ve heard of avatar: the last airbender, now get ready for
moses: the first waterbender
this made me so mad that i actually looked it up and…yes…correct
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