Guess we're here

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

He does so to dodge the draft

Ragebaited by eurovision voting, an annual event

sorry i never responded to your text, i've been busy being paralyzed by my own inability to do basic tasks that are piling up.

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

i wanna fuck and then die

cicadas the lot of you

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

I think they should make the boner pills in pink instead of blue just to see if cishet men can handle it