Is this a person or a cream puff?

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

NYT connections shpuld have an "I YIELD!" button that auto-fails you upon being clicked and plays a little 16 bit animation of a guy kneeling in front of an executioner and closing his eyes as the axe falls

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if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[ID: Screenshot of a post on Reddit's r/Apartment living, titled "Upstairs neighbor is having a home birth." The post begins "Our upstairs neighbor, of whom we already hear every footstep and conversation, is pregnant and having an at home birth. Landlord is aware. It's obviously their own space to do as the..." The rest of the post is cut off. End ID.]

followers with pets reblog this and tell me what your pet is doing at this very moment in the tags

pre-shabbos missive I just remembered: last night I dreamt I was at a drive-in watching the supposed objectively, universally funniest episode of seinfeld, so funny they had special events like this to watch it like rocky horror style, which featured elaine responding to a relatively normal problem by forcing a man to kill another man by point blank shooting him in the head in the street

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning