Is this a person or a cream puff?

its important for a woman to have machinations/schemes

truly one of the most demoralising things about being in the job market atm is "only successful applicants will be notified" is practically a universal standard. so you spend hours, sometimes days filling out applications, writing CVs and cover letters only to be ghosted as the only form of communication. Not even a "thank you but this time you've been unsuccessful" email. You're in a constant state of "did I not get it or have they not contacted me?" and you just have to eventually conclude you were unsuccessful without so much as courtesy, "sorry, but thank you for your application." A literal thankless cycle for months and months and months. You'd think with all the ways to automate these processes they would at least have the time, means and decency to acknowledge your submission and let you off the hook, but no. You're just in limbo in every possible way in the name of "efficiency". Solidarity with everyone going through this because it is truly dehumanising and demoralising to work so hard on putting yourself forward constantly without acknowledgement or useful communication of any sort for long periods of time, and most ppl simply will not have any compassion for what that's like.

my get rich quick scheme is to run a writing workshop where people pay $1000 a day for me to tell them that writing is good because all art is valuable and it’s just important to make things

you ask me how you could make your writing better and I just smile and pat your head and tell you just to write from the heart

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man

this is already an absolutely tone-deaf and borderline transmisogynistic response but i think it gets even more jawdropping when your blog makes it really obvious youre talking about alexander hamilton

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

everyone with heat intolerance deserves 100 million dollars directly out of a billionaires bank account

Do you think there are culturally appropriative cardassians. Do you think there are cardassians out there talking about the traditional bajoran meditating techniques they learnt whilst vacationing on cardassia occupied bajor. Do you think there’s cardassians who have like peace tattooed on their leg in bajoran calibri. Do you think there’s cardassians who wear bajoran earrings. Do you think they think they’re woke and counter cultural

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon