Is this a person or a cream puff?

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if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[ID: Screenshot of a post on Reddit's r/Apartment living, titled "Upstairs neighbor is having a home birth." The post begins "Our upstairs neighbor, of whom we already hear every footstep and conversation, is pregnant and having an at home birth. Landlord is aware. It's obviously their own space to do as the..." The rest of the post is cut off. End ID.]

followers with pets reblog this and tell me what your pet is doing at this very moment in the tags

pre-shabbos missive I just remembered: last night I dreamt I was at a drive-in watching the supposed objectively, universally funniest episode of seinfeld, so funny they had special events like this to watch it like rocky horror style, which featured elaine responding to a relatively normal problem by forcing a man to kill another man by point blank shooting him in the head in the street

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning

car seat headrests should be way more adjustable

took that fucker off and chucked it in the back seat. i am the captain of my soul. bitch

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s