Is this a person or a cream puff?

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

It would be funny if we were introduced to a vast galaxy of alien life and the blue whale was still the largest animal ever discovered. Like that’s the biggest life has ever gotten. That would be fucked. The blue whale is just the craziest animals would get even with the introduction of a seemingly infinite number of new species. Would you be disappointed or celebrate the enormity of our homegrown big ass creature?

nice wound. Could use some salt though

im not complaining because i expect you to fix anything im complaining to bond with you. omggggg find your hater spirit

Item: Weiner Medallion; grants the wearer the touch ability to alter the flavor of objects to that of a hot dog

tubi is an incredible streaming platform you'll go on there and they have like, classic who, and blue velvet, and a fuck ton of silent films, and columbo, and the donnie darko directors cut. And then they also have ants on a plane. Folks they have the hit movie ants on a plane

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

What a year and what a night, what terrifying final sights