Is this a person or a cream puff?

nice wound. Could use some salt though

im not complaining because i expect you to fix anything im complaining to bond with you. omggggg find your hater spirit

Item: Weiner Medallion; grants the wearer the touch ability to alter the flavor of objects to that of a hot dog

tubi is an incredible streaming platform you'll go on there and they have like, classic who, and blue velvet, and a fuck ton of silent films, and columbo, and the donnie darko directors cut. And then they also have ants on a plane. Folks they have the hit movie ants on a plane

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

What a year and what a night, what terrifying final sights         

Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both

Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"

Successfully Evade the Killer (Weekly).