Is this a person or a cream puff?

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

I have to imagine that Joshua Graham isn’t a very good Mormon what with his black coffee and working for a guy who claimed to be the son of a pagan god and his black magic infinite pile of guns to clean

Something I personally find to be interesting is that the other Mormon, a guy named Daniel, has an animation where you can see him drinking nuka cola. Meaning that either he is also a bad Mormon or that in the Fallout universe there was also a Mitt Romney Diet Coke level event that made the church say that soda with caffeine in it is fine.

Nuka cola is described as having “excessive” amounts of caffeine and nuka quantum is described as having twice the caffeine as regular nuka cola so the only conclusion we can come to is that Mitt Romney must exist in the Fallout universe

guys is it cute when im weird and awkward. say yes

apologizing to Society for walking around the grocery store farting crazystyle. you see, it was very early, but i have a toothache and was out of painkillers. usually i would have been comporting myself like a civilized person, and still been in bed, farting crazystyle

once i have a fucking job i gotta. address some dental surgery type shit. i mean technically i could do it now but boyyyyy you sure don't want to spend a big chunk of savings cash when you are living entirely out of those savings yk

Completely personal preference but gonna be real with you, vampires and werewolves and stuff like that just don't hit the same for me without the angst, the guilt, the terror, like what's the point, "oh but what if he was just a puppy," yeah yeah, that's nice, I don't care, what if their very being was tearing them apart from the inside, what if the hunger never stops clawing and clawing and clawing even if you have it under control for the moment, not to say there's not exceptions or variations, those who've come to terms with or revel in their nature or etc., different opportunities for silliness or softness for sure, but to strip *all* manner of horror or discomfort from the lore, it's like wow, where is the appeal, the flavour, I hope you're hungry FOR NOTHING, just like your "vampire" apparently

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

feel like it went p well btw. i dunno. like i kinda feel like i have it, which is a stupid thing to allow myself to feel. but in any case, i'm supposed to find out about it before the weekend

i did not find out about it before the weekend

i know that thinkin i might hear back DURING the weekend is an idiot's mistake, and yet i can't help checking for new emails like "cmon todd"