Is this a person or a cream puff?

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

I especially like it when the robot appears to have realistic musculature which operates via contraction, suggesting some sort of fluid-driven or shape-memory-based actuation, and then it gets dismembered and a bunch of random gears and sprockets go flying everywhere.

feel like it went p well btw. i dunno. like i kinda feel like i have it, which is a stupid thing to allow myself to feel. but in any case, i'm supposed to find out about it before the weekend

i did not find out about it before the weekend

i know that thinkin i might hear back DURING the weekend is an idiot's mistake, and yet i can't help checking for new emails like "cmon todd"

the lion does not concern herself with papa

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

well. i was gonna drive 90 mins away today to have a good splash in da lake, but i seem to be losing all my sleep to a fucking toothache. so. i probably shouldn't do that

mad abt it btw