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“If you knew you might not be able to see it again tomorrow, everything would suddenly become special and precious, wouldn’t it?”

— Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

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hobbit + lotr are daddy central

#lotr #too many to tag #hobbit #tolkien

tauriel, the og y/n

#hobbit #fuckasslovetriangle #tolkien #whynotme

papayajuan2019

youre weirdly obsessed with finding meaning

apas-95

what do you mean by this

catchymemes

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pnfoutofcontext

#me saying big words to sound smart be like

catgirl-kaiju

Um, actually, I'm womentally ill

🎺🦈 shumpet

🎷🦈sharksophone

🎸🦈 shi-.. mm. Hnmm ..

🎸🦑squitar

#SHiTAR

atreesbackyard

You ever wanted to lick a rock to see what it tastes like?

atreesbackyard

I swear to god, those shiny black ones are kinda sweet

You ever wanted to lick a rock to see what it tastes like?

#rocks #stones #lickingthingsthatshouldntbelicked #hopeitdoesnttastelikedirt

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dreadlifts-deactivated20211119

shadyhouse

welcome to Lord Foog the 2st Thursday

m4nicwire

happy lord food the 2st thursday

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat

have a very royal tuesday the 2st

#have a holly jolly Christmas #lord foog the 2st

just1riqht

I’m sure this makes me sound picky but I cannot imagine dating someone and them not having the same music taste as me or at least somewhat similar music taste like music is such a big part of my life if I can’t listen to my music with you and talk to you about my favorite bands then what’s the point of even being with you. I’m sorry but it’s true 😭😭

#Who am I meant to scream my fave songs with over and over???

sisterofiris

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

yay855

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

rox-and-prose

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

watermite

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

xakumi

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

themodernsouthernpolytheist

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

asortoflight

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

whisky-gerblin

Reblogging for the last addition

badgraph1csghost

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

badgraph1csghost

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

omnicat

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

#rbg #OW

ruinedchildhood

#on the edge

alixdobkinvintagecroptop

support girls who can't fucking take it any more, support girls who are seriously at their limit

atreesbackyard

#moi #if we cant help ourselves, help each other

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