Jimblings

@jimblings what am I looking at?

Priusception?

@sntacks

@sntacks

Hey if you’re ever embarrassed by any scars you have just remember that I have a three inch scar down the length of my forearm from where I scratched myself on a microwave while cleaning

Hey reblog this with your odd scar stories cause I think it’s cute and I wanna read em

Scar across my left thumb. Was sculpting foam for a simple piece of scenery and slipped. Cut through the tertiary artery on top of my thumb. Just regained mostly full motion last year.

Chaotic good

@sntacks

@sntacks

she looks like roast beef but i love her

Fiona the baby hippo enjoying a relaxing shower.

@sntacks

@sntacks this is your fault

@sntacks I did it right this time!

Sntacks

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

[angry wheezing]

@only-on-tomblr @serendipity-in-motion if i have to see this, so do you 

Missouri is at the Canadian boarder. I want that Missouri.

Can someone please explain this to a British idiot?

All of the states places have been switched around makes America look slightly off.

smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

I’ve always been a fan of “Tedward.”

Jimothy

Rosabeth

@jimblings happy anniversary or whatever.