Bardass

Jarls be like “I know a place” and send you to Bleak Falls Barrow

The fact that 2021 begun with a sea shanty renaissance and three months later ships are back on the 1700 trade routes is, actually, extremely funny.

Manifesting the Age of Sail in 2021!

these are the voyages of the starship enterprise, its ongoing mission: fuck around and find out

Oh you’re catholic? Name all the cats

have i got a musical for you

that “oooo” when someone got In Trouble in elementary school… that was a greek chorus

bimbo? ain’t that the dude from lord of the rings

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

save point

muppet version of knives out where daniel craig is the token human and changes nothing about his performance

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

The best man and worst man engage in Spy Vs Spy shenanigans until the wedding is done

no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing… gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin

He wasn’t going to let himself be embarrassed in front of all these fucking ELVES

“Mixologist” shut the fuck up, say boozewizard like a fucking adult

baseball?? that game from twilight?

anyway here’s my gay vampire movie. a 17th century vampire living in a lighthouse for years falls in love with a 90s surfer. plot isn’t important what’s important is the vampire thinking ‘dude’ and ‘radical’ are terms of endearment so it’s like *vampire voice* my dude …… how do i preheat the oven