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the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

deliriously ripping open the sexy fishnet tights of a beautiful woman named bag of mandarins

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

i dont have "attack patterns" i dont have "strategy" i hit it until it dies & if it doesnt i try again

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t